Achmed

[Comically, but challenged dead-terrorist.] - ''Silence @NotTheDramaKim, I LOVE YOU!'' - #JeffDunham

[Achmed @OnceASkeleton]

@NotTheDramaKim Even Achmed didn't know what she was doing as he began to get up from the floor.

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@NotTheDramaKim Eventually, he had to roll away from the floor and head out of the room.

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@NotTheDramaKim He just began to examine the room, a bit of his blood dripping onto the flooe

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@NotTheDramaKim "...." He does as told and lays there, sighing gently as he did.

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@NotTheDramaKim "...I don't really wa,..wait a minute...what?" He didn't understand.

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@NotTheDramaKim "...Because what?"

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@NotTheDramaKim "...Ad you sent the dog at me....why?" He knew, but he needed to make sure he was right.

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@NotTheDramaKim "Wha?" He yelped as he was strapped into it, "What is going on now?!" He asked, trying to escape the pain.

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@NotTheDramaKim "...Oh, well then..." He said, getting up with mild pained noises as he dusted off the paw prints on his clothing.

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@NotTheDramaKim "...Why is there a hose in the closet? It seems a weird to keep one in th..." He had a feeling that this won't end well.

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@NotTheDramaKim "...This next part isn't another attack, is it?" He asked, unable to move his body.

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@NotTheDramaKim Then he said, awkwardly grinning, "...Glad...ah-to be back..." He said, despite the searing pain from the animal attack.

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@NotTheDramaKim Soft groans escaped him as he felt pain.

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@NotTheDramaKim While no bites or claw marks were 'lethal', it was clear the man was in pain, at least enough to warrant him not to move. +

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@NotTheDramaKim "Death, that is like m-AHHH!!!" He then was being attacked, the sound of screaming and canine snarling rang out.

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@NotTheDramaKim and the dog, and he had mixed emotions, "You bought a dog?"

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@NotTheDramaKim He was reading a book called 'American terms for foreigners', "Hm...attend counseling?...What kind of counsel.." Sees Kim +

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@NotTheDramaKim "...Isn't that..." She left, and all he could do was sigh, "I need to do something to...what is the term?"

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Remembers the times dealing with 1-46 when he was gone for days on end.

"...At least she is not insane or evil like the ones I know."

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"...Kim is not mad? I was gone for like, months...I would at least expect a kick to the face...At least, that's what I'm associated with." +