Davos Seaworth

Stannis was my God. I've learnt now that kings aren't always worth following. Jon snow is no King.

[Davos Seaworth @OnceASmuggler]

The Onion Knight
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@WinterfellArya // You're very welcome! Thank you for following back

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Evening all. Guess this onion knight's not as dead as everyone believed.

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Well then, I might be them, I might not. Rather depends on who you are I suppose.

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Well that depends on who your favourite Davos is.

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Evening all.

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@ellariasnake agreed. We all know I'm the pretty one here. [Flutters eyelashes]

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@JonNightsWatch but she's so fond of you. Beauty is only skin deep, lad, and corpses need all the help they can get

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@JonNightsWatch but what if Granny Mel brings me mutton? You know it's my one weakness.

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Yes, let's talk about me and my poor lack of snacks.

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I'm wondering if I should get a mutton flap installed in the door since I'm clearly in here for the long haul.

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@JonNightsWatch @danygonebad @HBO_UK even the sad whoopee cushion nipple.

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@danygonebad @HBO_UK a damp rag is better than Cersei.

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@danygonebad @HBO_UK I know I'm an awful father, but you are a terrible mother, Dany dear.

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@danygonebad @HBO_UK what she said. I need to know if I'm stuck behind a door forevermore!

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@JonNightsWatch Onions are what got me into this mess, I don't think they'll get me out of it too.

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@danygonebad she's sad because her breasts look like sad whoopee cushions once she takes off her necklace.

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@JonNightsWatch I think I'll stay in here with your rotting corpse until she's clothed and has that necked back on.

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WHAT IN SEVEN HELLS IS THAT. IS THAT MAESTER PYCELLE OR SOMETHING? Gods help us if that's all we have to save ourselves. #GameofThrones