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[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

🚨 JUST IN: SpaceX ($SPCX ) reported Q3 revenue of $14.58B, well above Wall Street’s expectations of $12.7B, driven by its SI business and Starlink growth.

Huge congrats to every kid getting a SpaceX share next year. Those shares could be worth a whole lot more! 🚀

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

INSIGHT: @dominic_w says the Internet Computer internet-computer:native can patch broken cryptography for every app at once. If SI suddenly made HTTPS unsafe, the network could upgrade itself and apps could be protected automatically, while apps on AWS-style stacks would have to upgrade their own servers.

Alien tek 👽🚀

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

🇺🇸BlackRock bought $665.2M worth of Bitcoin today, its largest daily buy this month.

Do they know something we don’t?

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

@S0688Sisi 💯

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

Elon says he plans to give every kid in America one SpaceX share next year, calling it the first of many.

Our future belongs to our children. 🇺🇸👏

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

@anyiam_daniel Gn bro

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

gn legends, green monday loading 😮‍💨
$btc $eth

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

@GrailsOTC @AdamWeitsman @machibigbrother the highest valued but how much?

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

JUST IN: @dfinity's icp-cli 1.7.0 adds an "icp cycles buy" command that lets developers pay for Internet Computer compute by credit card via Stripe, straight from the terminal. Scan a QR code, pay, and cycles land within seconds. No $ICP purchase needed.

good tek

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

@handz18 @VitalikButerin Yeah

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

@VitalikButerin has built a "paranoid mode" that uses Tor and zkAPI payments to hide who is using his SI agent. Is Ethereum becoming a privacy chain?👀

[vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin]

Wrapped zkAPI + Tor + extra cover traffic + local LLM prompt rewriting in an open-AI compatible daemon, and made a "paranoid mode" wrapper for my agent harness (pi):

Each conversation gets assigned a separate Tor circuit, your requests are masked with random cover traffic, zkAPI ensures you don't leak your identity through payments, and all prompts are locally rewritten (bring-your-own-local-model; I'm using qwen3.8-flash-next)

https://t.co/MepCFCrLv1

My agent harness is wrapped with a bwrap sandbox (also experimenting with MicroVM) and wrapped again with torsocks, so everything it does goes through Tor.

Here's what me asking it to do a simple research task looks like.

It's getting quite usable! Though you definitely still pay quite a bit in increased latency, especially when starting a new conversation.

Also, Tor is far from optimal here for privacy; the cover traffic mechanism is okay against passive adversaries but much weaker if the LLM provider is colluding with the guard and actively manipulating timing. This kind of task really requires a more specialized mixnet, probably take the tradeoff of a higher bandwidth multiplier and built-in constant cover traffic.

Also also, much cheaper zkAPI deposit and withdraw gas costs are coming to mainnet soon.

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

🚨BREAKING: @yugalabs has launched Mudwater, a physical and digital BAYC trading card set on @solana. Bored ape holders can claim 10 packs and Mutant ape holders 2, with 10 cards per pack across 120 artworks. 2.5% of trading volume funds apecoin:native

[Bored Ape Yacht Club 🍌 @BoredApeYC]

Mudwater is an old game played deep in the Everglades.

Instead of dice in alleys, we play Mudwater on the docks.

The game is simple, but the skill ceiling is high.

And we play for keeps.

We've just airdropped this 6551 Totem, paired to all BAYC & MAYC, enabling pack claims.

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

gn chat.

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

Tesla Roadster - The first flying car. 🚀

Going all in on $SPCX and $TSLA

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Turns out the future does have flying cars

[Kraken Pro @krakenpro]

generational wealth will be made onchain

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

🚨BREAKING: TESLA IS COMING FOR LAMBO!

Elon has officially unveiled the next-generation Tesla Roadster, and it looks absolutely insane.

Is @Lamborghini shaking rn? 👀

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: Elon Musk just unveiled the all-new Tesla Roadster, and it’s 🔥

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

🚨BREAKING: The Internet Computer internet-computer:native plugin is now available in ChatGPT.

Users can now connect ChatGPT to ICP-powered apps, access data, and manage multiple apps directly through chat. @dfinity

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

🚨BREAKING: The US is considering using the "mother of all bombs" against Iran, according to CNN.

$BTC just took another hit today following the CPI dump.

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

BlackRock and Fidelity ETFs sold $261M in $BTC and $129M in $ETH

[Onchain Crypto @Onchain_SI]

Everything moves onchain eventually.

[Crypto.com @cryptocom]

Everything moves onchain eventually.