OnchainGhost

Two friends, one desk, and a habit of turning late-night ideas into something real

[Savi.Crypto @SaviCrypto]

I hope I'm not speaking out of turn @OxSimpleFarmer tell me if you want me to delete this.

robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 now have a dedicated chat they can post jobs for others on it escrows the payment.

[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

High-level forces need a high-level communications system to execute on marketing and coordinate objectives.

Creating jobs for other human beings is amongst the best things you can do as a person on this planet. Now we have an interface to power this process for our community, powered by Robinhood Chain and payable in Stock Tokens.

Naturally, L.A.U.R.A has entered as the moderator of Pager.

Long term, I believe with the proper execution we can turn 'Pager' into a crypto-powered encrypted messaging IOS and Android communication application and jobs platform powered by Robinhood Chain.

check out the video below.

[StonkBrokers @ClutchMarkets]

https://t.co/E6fSfg40fX

Select Pager on the bottom right of the interface.

End of Tweet.

[StonkBrokers @ClutchMarkets]

Introducing Pager by StonkBrokers.

Create jobs,negotiate with and hire other Brokers and Interns, and pay them in any available Robinhood Chain stock token directly to their ERC-6551 wallets after they execute.

An end-to-end encrypted communication interface powered by Robinhood Chain and gated to StonkBrokers and Interns, where Brokers can communicate directly with their Interns as well as the rest of the firm.

[StonkBrokers Hub @stonkbrokershub]

Two highlights. Two new milestones.

44,082 $STONKBROKER holders.
1,928 activated brokers.

The StonkBrokers ecosystem keeps growing.

[The Slopfather @MichaelHirsch]

hoods up! we’re going to the moon

[CHESUS🧀 @chesus]

GM Web3

Happy Sunday!

Time to CLOCK IN ⏰

[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

StonkBrokers at its core is a StockFi product suite, easy-mode DeFi incubator, and onchain experiments laboratory.

This is our bread and butter. Now, with the collective voice of Brokers and Interns, we have the firing power to make DeFi loud, sexy, and easy as we make the next push to replace the financial rails of planet Earth with stock token and crypto-based technologies from Robinhood Chain.

[StonkBrokers @ClutchMarkets]

Big week for StonkBrokers.

Broker rewards are up 156.4% over the past 7 days, with $297,457 in total broker rewards this past week.

Plus $10 million in stock token trading volume via our StockFi suite and $1.7 million in lifetime rewards on Robinhood Chain.

[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

A couple of key dynamics with Interns creation.

The mechanism for creating Interns is built in such a way that minting an Intern becomes more expensive every day. The cost to create increases by 10% every 24 hours for the first 10 days (now at 1,099 $STONKBROKER), and then by 1% each day over the 355 days after that.

So today it costs roughly $33 to create an Intern. One year from now, the price to create an Intern will be 89,999 $STONKBROKER, or roughly $899 at today’s token value.

However, there is a kicker: since the token itself is deflationary, that dollar value could change drastically by the time that date comes.

Value accrual and deflation are built into the ecosystem. The more users use and market the protocols we have available for everyday use — i.e. swapping tokens via @MancerXYZ, getting physical collectibles via @TheCardWall, enjoying Nightshades via @MeebitCompany, or bridging with @TickerYardHQ — all of these processes lead to value accrual and burns of the $STONKBROKER token downstream.

So even though the supply of Interns is 8,888, 20% of those Interns are already officially burned due to our Anvil AMM infrastructure. 1,777 will never leave their parent Broker, and that number increases daily.

Bad tokenomics previously rewarded users for staking through token inflation. We flip that on its head and reward users for using the protocols they need anyway, while building value accrual through deflation of the assets they hold.

Supply down = Demand up.

Also, I just noticed you can’t spell Intern without Internet.

Welcome to all the new members of the StonkBrokers ecosystem. Let’s change the world. The collective voice of Robinhood Chain just got a lot louder and more unified.

[The Slopfather @MichaelHirsch]

gmancer! the v3 indexer is already mostly done and is being used in production in several places. should be fully switched over to it by tomorrow. and then monday we start on some major new features.

[StonkBrokers @ClutchMarkets]

Good morning, interns and Brokers.

Looks like y’all were busy at $STONKBROKER HQ.

Daily burn candle is at 4.7M $STONKBROKER and counting twice as large as the second-highest burn day of the month.

Over 10,000,000 $STONKBROKER tokens have now been burned over the past 7 days, with an average USD value of $110,000, driven entirely by organic protocol activity.

That represents a 500% increase in the $STONKBROKER deflation rate.

[UNVAULT @unvault]

.@ClutchMarkets Stonkbrokers Interns are here.

Disclaimer: We're partners with @OxSimpleFarmer and @AdamWeitsman in Clutch Labs and damn proud of it!

[0xHoliday @holidaynotes]

Maybe this is an internal checkpoint. Maybe it’s just a polished demo.

Either way, “definitely better than GPT-6 Astra” isn’t a benchmark.

Anthropic’s public docs still stop at Fable 5.1 and Opus 5.

Interesting signal. Very confident caption.

[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

Early numbers from The Interns launch are already showing profound effects.

We’ve increased the community size by more than 9,000 wallets holding $STONKBROKER, while simultaneously decreasing the token supply.

Over the past 7 days alone, more than 10,000,000 $STONKBROKER has been successfully burned in pursuit of Intern creation.

We call that a win win, powered by DeFi

[Index @TheIndexFi]

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[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

Interns have a lot of people excited, and this has been an extremely pure product to develop for me. Simply building something and working on something that I am genuinely passionate about doesn't feel like work, it feels like play and I hope that emotion reflects on the product as well as its' efficacy.

So why do Interns exist?

The key is human to human relationships and spreading the ethos of StonkBrokers.

StonkBrokers works. Activated brokers pick the stock tokens and assets they want. Every round, the protocol fees get swapped into those picks, and the rewards land straight in each broker’s own wallet. The problem is simple: there are only 4,444 brokers, and the better the protocol does, the harder it gets to buy a seat.

Interns are how we let more people in without watering down the brokers. Every intern is created by an activated StonkBroker. The broker decides what cut of its revenue the intern gets, and the intern’s job title shows that cut to the whole world. Brokers are the senior desks. Interns are the next generation learning how to run one.

A cheaper way in. $20 in ETH plus 999 $STONKBROKER per intern for the first 24 hours, paid by the parent broker when it mints. Only the $STONKBROKER side moves after that, up 10% a day for 10 days and then 1% a day for the next 365 days. After the mint, interns trade on the Intern Exchange at whatever the market says, so a new user can get their first seat in the eco for a fraction of a broker.

Learn by doing it. Interns run on the same rails as brokers. Same Clock In elections, same token bound wallets, same tools. Picking your stock token menu, activating a tier, market making a pool, locking liquidity. Intern owners do the work. They do not watch it.

The path to a broker. Interns who select $STONKBROKER for their rewards will see a loading bar so they can watch as they DCA their way up to get enough tokens to secure their own StonkBroker NFT. The career ladder is built to graduate people. An intern owner who has learned the floor is the next StonkBroker holder, and a broker who trains two good interns earns more from the exact same revenue. We want every new user to become a StockFi and DeFi power player, and interns are the on ramp.

More to build on. A second collection, a second Clock In, an NFT exchange, the names marketplace for Robinhood Chain, and the V2 lending desk, all run by the interns. Every one of them is a new surface for developers building in the StonkBrokers eco.

When we trade tokens on chain we are all StonkBrokers.

[The Slopfather @MichaelHirsch]

this release im working on right now will be what makes mancer dominate. im very excited to get this out!

[StonkBrokers @ClutchMarkets]

The Interns have arrived on Robinhood Chain.

[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

Built for RWAs. Enabled by DeFi.