Yo, @flyingtulip_ , your DEX is about to nuke the game π·! Time to roast the rest π!
Yoo... Andre's back, the DeFi god with the golden touch,
@flyingtulip_ bloomin', full-stack beast, no half-ass clutch.
Perps on steroids, 1000x lev, oracle-free grind,
$ftUSD stable, yield rainin', leavin' scraps behind.
Hyper, Aster, dYdX, GMX, yβall are screwed,
Liquidity dry as a nunβs cooze, wallets chewed and spewed.
Tulipβs gonna twerk gains, Iβm being frank,
Glitchy shit, drunk code, Tulip spanks your limp-dick rank.
You know what @AndreCronjeTech, haters gonna call it AI generated :/ lame asses π΅βπ«
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The number of crypto pros paid in digital assets tripled in 2024 now at 9.6%. USDC dominates crypto payrolls, making up 63% of all salary payments, per Pantera Capital.
Autoleverage is now live, allowing high IQ low motivation farmers to execute one-click loops (technically three clicks but whose counting π€·ββοΈ).
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Whales are selling $ETH π
πΈ 0xc156 deposited 13,459 $ETH ($49M) to Binance
πΈ 0x46DB moved 5,504 $ETH ($19.8M) to OKX
Big wallets are making moves.
Volatility may be coming keep your eyes on the charts.
via @lookonchain