Tatiana Ortiz

Random sporadic thoughts often with no correlation to each other... Don't overthink it

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

Think I’m REALLY into impromptu morning ass dates.

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

Still in France... believe I just committed to Barcelona in a few months— I may have a travel addiction

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

Mannn are they gonna hate me when I get back from Europe lol 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

Holy jet lag did I get ambitious with this day in Ireland.

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

My god I have incredible friends. So few close ones but they are.... the kind of friends you get through LIFE with. I can’t believe how lucky I got. I see so many posts about snake and fake friends and friends that want to see you fail, and that’s NEVER been my reality.

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

As long as youbarent under the impression that I give a fuck.... you should be good

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

This mf is a headache boaaaa

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

Quite literally HATE @ATT internet service— because its the WORST. I cannot waaaaait to cancel this shit tomorrow. So my fking roku and smart tv can actually work. ANY. OTHER. PROVIDER.

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

I can’t speak for everyone- but if you’re having a party, on a boat or at a house or whatever cuz you want a gang of women— please note: my single ass isn’t trying to go to a party with a 90:10 female/male ratio any more than a guy wants to go to a party with all guys

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

Forgot I had this white swimsuit. This shit hiiiiiits

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

Already shed some skin—- but mf are about to haaaaate me for the level of 🤷🏽‍♀️ my focus is about to take. Shit happens though. The mf that count will understand.... even if it’s “eventually”

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

Trying to figure out how I went to drop my car at the shop and ended up FOUR beers deep with the mechanic 🤔

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

They don’t tell you the reason you lose so many friends is because the process EXPOSES THE HELL out of your real ones.

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

If you let it slide once, they’ll start to think they can skate

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

Next mini goal to hit: book a SAG role. Then another. Til I get up in that Union.

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

First role I landed as an actress, was written for as a white character. They had to wiggle some things in the storyline to make it work cuz my white father was already cast. what is “boxed in” I don’t know that concept?! 🧐not sayin that shit to brag. I’m sayin it to inspire.

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

Sunday mornings at the spa🙌🏽😍 I pack a damn bag for this ish. #ready

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

Sheeeeit it was a grind before but after today? I’m not taking my foot off the gas. #NoBrakes

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

I swear I JUST finished talking about how I was done with the thot guys. The overly attractive frisky mf... and THIS mf slides in the DM 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Tatiana Ortiz @One_LuckyLefty]

You’ll never get better insight on how common attempted and actual cheating is in relationships than you do when you’re single.