Akash Malhotra

Magic The Gathering Player. cEDH Maestro #1 Cazur and Ukkima Pilot. Team Captain of 1stCKMA

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

Alright my #cEDH peeps I have been blessed with an opportunity and we are doing it again for the @ExcaliburMTG Columbus cEDH MAIN EVENT on July 24-26th! Sign up at https://t.co/cBvURCIAH8 and use code "Akash" for a discount on entry!

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

WOW GANE. #UFC JUST WOW

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

Watching that fight earlier on the freedom card….How are you in the UFC and don’t know how to finish an ARM BAR?

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

Alex Potan about to make history.

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

@_Tyrone___ This transition hit hard for no reason

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

Homie said “We are a team but every player got their own jersey” and I respect that

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

Please never assume I allow anything to slide. I just know how to play with my food.

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

Found this guy’s IG and he’s not even a spurs fan he was just looking for some action. Love of the game.

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

Michael Chandler SUCKS now lmao

[G.Multani @geemultani24]

Jalen Brunson took 100 million less to win a championship with the Knicks & Austin Reaves out there talking about he want the 241 for the Lakers. Let’s be serious

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

He's wearing a Rodman jersey with no undershirt in 2026. They should've read the signs.

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

#NewProfilePic

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Outside doing WHAT EXACTLY????

New York is in the process of being burnt to the ground,

And yet here we have the “hero” dressed like a Knicks fan standing on top of a taxi in the middle of Manhattan like he’s the Grand Marshal of a parade NOBODY approved of!!!

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Outside doing WHAT EXACTLY????

New York is in the process of being burnt to the ground,

And yet here we have the “hero” dressed like a Knicks fan standing on top of a taxi in the middle of Manhattan like he’s the Grand Marshal of a parade NOBODY approved of!!!

[Ty @balldontTy]

I swear for as long as I can remember the old head tough guys would rant “the NBA is so soft. they’re all too buddy buddy. where did all the rivalries go”

Wemby comes along slinging beef & making imaginary enemies, it’s been nothing but those same guys crying their eyes out about it. He’s everything you claim to miss from the 90s man

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

@Jacobtheclipper Wearing a Rodman jersey too. FUCKING MENACE

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

@NASCAR @dennyhamlin @PoconoRaceway @JoeGibbsRacing Denny God

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

The Spurs need to :

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

Rush Hours Post-Credit bloopers are the greatest post-credits and it isn’t up for debate.

[Akash Malhotra @OneAndOnlyAkash]

2 points and fouling out IS soft….Like let’s not act like what Butler said wasn’t correct. Yeah they got a ring and congratulations to them but he wasn’t wrong.

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

Daily reminder: Karl-Anthony Towns and Andrew Wiggins have won an NBA championship before Jimmy Butler.

8 years after calling them soft… now both have a title to their name.