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Anyone else mix parsing and pursing up when typing?

Just for fun, name a more aggravating scramble of words.

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"The devil doesn't need an axe, to split the night or break my back, he steals my sleep with fear and loss; a hungry woman and an angry boss" American Dream by Matt King

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What are your favorite lines from songs:
"Pump like a 22 gauge shotgun, beat fucking kicks like a horse, come get some" Swinger by Geordie Kieffer

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I'm not normally the type to criticize others; if you're driving with your flashers on because it's raining? I question your intelligence. If your headlights are off at the same time? I hate you.

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I just found out they don't do #SeaShanties in the US Navy's Basic Training and honestly, I feel so sad about that.