Oneeb Khan

Sometimes I run

[Oneeb Khan @OneebHKhan]

@elonmusk “Wow” 🤓

[Oneeb Khan @OneebHKhan]

This is so powerful

[Ammar Rashid @AmmarRashidT]

This is just completely false. This regime's authoritarianism & lawlessness is objectively worse than the last one on every single metric. The previous govt didn't:

- Permanently legalize limitless terms for COAS
- Pass constitutional amendments through brute force to make judiciary totally subservient to executive
- Legalize enforced disappearances & torture
- Amend Official Secrets Act to grant agencies unlimited powers.
- Centralise *all* economic decision-making with GHQ /SIFC
- Grant total legal immunity to all military economic activities
- Ban Twitter
- Ban VPN & declare it haram
- Destroy internet speeds
- Try political workers in military courts
- Abduct & torture mothers, sisters, fathers, brothers & kids of political opponents
- Abduct & torture relatives of HC judges
- Delay elections months beyond constitutional limits
- Ban the country's largest political party from contesting as a party
- Create fake King's parties to engineer electoral outcomes
- Turn off phones & internet on General Election Day
- Annul the main opposition leader's marriage before elections
- Issue completely fake election results for over 100 seats to engineer fake majority
- Gift reserved seats to losing parties to build fake 2/3rd majority
- Brazenly refuse to obey SC & HC judgments
- Refuse to release dozens of political prisoners despite bail orders
- Cause the worst inflationary crisis in half a century.

Could go on and on..

Your PDM parties have done more lasting damage to this country than any other regime in my lifetime, all the while claiming to be restoring democracy & fighting 'fascism'. Our generation will not let you forget these crimes.

[chase @cfree94]

upholding our core values and ensuring increasing revenue for our key shareholders

[Amina Zubair @amnakhani123]

I can’t sleep after this!

[Oneeb Khan @OneebHKhan]

So did a Succession episode decide the New World Order…

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

oh im sure

[Oneeb Khan @OneebHKhan]

What an absolute legend

[H™ @MahatmaaGanji]

When reddit comments get a little too real

[Ariba Shahid @AribaShahid]

Yay we’ve won a gold. It feels amazing considering his story & struggle

But it shouldn’t be this way. Our athletes shouldn’t need to struggle. They should have the right opportunities & support.

We’re a resilient nation. Sometimes, I just wish we didn’t have to be so resilient

[a @burtmackliinFBI]

Arshad Nadeem my goat

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

Believe it, Nadeem.
You just became Pakistan's first ever athletics Olympic champion. 🇵🇰🥹

[Socratease @renfairebarbie]

I have this at work

[Oneeb Khan @OneebHKhan]

Not quite sure if this is exactly what happened but the go-around was extremely nerve wracking. Alhamdolillah the second approach was smooth.

[Benazir Shah @Benazir_Shah]

On our return flight from Skardu to Lahore, the landing gear of the #PIA plane did not open, and the pilot was instructed to fly back up.

The ground staff later said they were praying for the flight to make a safe landing.

[Oneeb Khan @OneebHKhan]

For three close friends who fortunately dont follow me on Twitter

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Immediate purchase

[Oneeb Khan @OneebHKhan]

(Retweeting as a joke)

[Oneeb Khan @OneebHKhan]

@mmindeel Just say Im not a bore

[Oneeb Khan @OneebHKhan]

@mmindeel Who said I need saving

[Oneeb Khan @OneebHKhan]

@mmindeel Take it back 🔫

[Oneeb Khan @OneebHKhan]

100%. The day I realized that Im pigeonholing myself into being a boring STEM dude was the day I felt like I gained consciousness within the Matrix. And now life is overwhelming because there is so much to do! And I want to do it all. Current obsession - owning a bee colony.

[inkolore (269 / 512 dessins) @inkolore_]

It's pretty crazy the extent to which people's lives is literally bottleneck by their imagination of what their life can be.
Like there was tweet floating around about "what hobbies are there past 25 besides cooking and exercising" and someone quote-posting, saying how they