Jay

Put away the umbrella; I do not need your shade.

[Jay @OneFineJay]

We’re two-thirds of the way through the month and yet it’s only Tuesday

[Jay @OneFineJay]

@AzPetrich Civilians outrank the military in this country you moron

[PollySolipsism @PollySpin]

The natural order of man is to conquer.

Liberals claim to be against it but are the worst offenders by cloaking it in just be kind

[Jay @OneFineJay]

@reddit_lies *screams into pillow*

[Jay @OneFineJay]

@ShamashAran Definitely malpractice with judges bc we don’t have the judicial filibuster, should have churned through appointments all along. As for legislation, Thune SHOULD have advanced House bills to the floor so they can be debated on. Even if they failed to break filibuster.

[Jay @OneFineJay]

@EricLDaugh They sure love their slaves in Texas huh

[Jay @OneFineJay]

Apparently there’s been some drama between the mayor and the council at the last meeting. One of the councilmen asked the mayor straight up if “residents come first” and he just went tharn. Then the councilman called roll on the council and they all said “yes residents come first.” The mayor retorted with him being “pro growth.” This is absolutely hilarious.

[Jay @OneFineJay]

By contrast the city council of Pompano Beach is reconsidering plans for a new city hall and my local councilwoman is spearheading the effort to pivot out. NOT ONE SNIDE REMARK about voters who approved amendment 3. Just reacting to new realities.

[Jay @OneFineJay]

Delray Beach going for malicious compliance with the anti-publicly-funded-DEI events law coming into effect soon. They’re getting raked in the comments with “just issue the permits” which was the case before 2019. These events should be privately funded anyway and no monies should come from taxpayers, whether it’s St Paddy’s or Gay Pride. Issue the permits, which should cover the cost of city services (police etc) and let the event organizers figure everything else out.

[William Hillis @WilliamEHillis]

Seeing the news about Jensen Huang, and all I can think about is the Executive Secretary at my first employer who left one Division head to marry another at HQ, all three kept their jobs, and everyone carried on as if that was normal.

[Jay @OneFineJay]

@EvilSubhuman Deportation is the merciful option

[Jay @OneFineJay]

@USSGoodGirl BOOOOOOBS

No not those

[Jay @OneFineJay]

@spreadsheeticus If anything should we not be hanging the spies?

[Jay @OneFineJay]

@doctorcalf Michael Douglas
Wyatt Russell
Colin Hanks (good actor, not much casting anymore)
Hannah Montana before she went bananas

[String @doctorcalf]

The Skarsgårds

[Jay @OneFineJay]

@USSGoodGirl YES IT WAS HORRIFIC.

[Jay @OneFineJay]

@JonnyMicro Fuuuuuuuuuck lol

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

Jensen was puttin his Huang in everyone!

[Jay @OneFineJay]

@USSGoodGirl

[Jay @OneFineJay]

@WongEXE___ Scallion waffles. Hoisin maple glaze.

[Jay @OneFineJay]

@SarAllyce Alternative theory!

[ThePathless1🇺🇸🤦🏻‍♂️ @Pathless110]

@OneFineJay Honestly this is pretty much super straight. Beard-married gay dude would have been way too drunk on the fifth (un-pictured) bottle to make such a tidy production of the handwriting.

[Jay @OneFineJay]

↕️✌🏼I married my best friend✌🏼↕️

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

Did he just… make the perfect girl dinner?