One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X

Satirical Account in a Satirical Country.
Just a guy that was born before Canada went tits-up.

Florida and Texas are the last bastion of North America.

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@MarcNixon24 Well said.

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@old_soviet Dangerously so.

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@pureMetatron Well said.

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

Truth is what happens when you stop deluding yourself.

Honesty is when you stop trying to decieve others.

I should've gotten a job working for Hallmark.

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@Grummz Yes, but if it wasn't for Quake, we wouldn't have Gibs or Gibbage in our games! The original Doom could only do Mush... and Wolfenstien was limited to Mash... now when I play Doom all I can think about is starting up the BBQ!

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@pureMetatron It's not bad...
But it's nowhere near as good as Akira Kurasawa's "Hidden Fortress". Come to think of it, I need to watch Seven Samurai, Kage Musha, and Yojimbo again soon. 👌👍

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@isaacrrr7 The best part though?

The guy on the motorbike is sitting there thinking...

"Wait, is that free pizza?"

����🤌 Beautiful!

Also, that Italian woman kicked that migrants ass! 🤟😂

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@Grummz Your point is moot.
I invented a time machine.

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@atensnut Healthy... and if we're being completely honest... Smart.

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@elonmusk They brought in 20 million foreigners, under a President who didn't even realize he was President.

It's such a deep mystery and unfathomable conspiracy.

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@MiaForTrump 😂
Who wants to tell her the truth?

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@AntiLeftMemes Facts.
Honesty.
Truthfulness.
Stoicism.
Karma.

Oh... you were only looking for one?

But I still have five more!

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@WHLeavitt Yes... and... how can we replicate this long lost art of common sense? 🤔

Mass Deportation you say? That's it?

Okay, let's do it!

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@TheBuckYouWill The clowns only resign when they are in danger.

Carney will probably be in office for quite some time and as long as Canadians keep tolerating his incompetence.

Canadians are too tolerant.
When you couple tolerance with ignorance and stupidity, you have a recipe for disaster.

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@SarahWorkx Broke and boneless.

Okay now my turn...

Question:
If a woman accepts her man's entire paycheck, what is she?

Answer:
A whore.

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@EmilySm43 Easier to carry.

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@isaacrrr7 Two things -

1.) This is how you deal with violent criminals!

2.) No more female cops -
UNLESS deskwork OR they can fight and take punishment like a man!

When the female cops can handle these losers in the same manner that the male cops have - Then, you will have equality.

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@Jassmini2 Considering more Whites were enslaved by blacks over the past 500 years... shouldn't it be the other way around?

After all, it was also Whites (and only Whites) who abolished slavery in Europe and North America, so... what are we complaining about again??? 🤔

[One Gun Ninja - Gamer From Generation X @OneGunNinja]

@ryangerritsen No, no... don't you recognize it?

That's his gay pride solute.

"Face Down, Ass Up, This Is How He Likes To Fu..."

You get the picture
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