ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ.

ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛᴏᴘ. || #ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟʀᴘ ||

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

"ᴋɪss ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪss ᴍᴇ, ʀᴇᴅ."

—; Another face of #Douchepool
—; Lit./Descriptive
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[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

@KILLERCARCINOMA — wasn’t it? When your boyfriend ran off to kill pedophiles, thugs, human traffickers, etcetera. It was normal to be worried about him.

But, Wade always came back. Always.

Their kiss parted, revealing the smile that was there before they shared it.

“I’m glad you’re back.”

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

( ɢɪғ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ғᴏʀ @KILLERCARCINOMA )

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

@KILLERCARCINOMA Thin arms immediately flew around his neck as soon as he was close, pulling Wade against her as his kiss was returned.
Truthfully, Ness always worried about him, not that she would ever admit it. Even though she knew he could never die, she worried. It was a natural reaction, —

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

||: I wanna be active on here but hhhh

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

||: look at me answering the one mention I received in over a month.

Hahhahahahahhaah

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

@KILLERCARCINOMA — “Nope. Not this time.”

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

@KILLERCARCINOMA A thin brow rose as Wade went off on his usual tangent, keeping the same stone cold facade on her face as she normally did.
While truthfully, on the inside, Ness was doing her best not to burst into a fit of giggles.

“Nuh uh.” She cut him off, giving a shake of her head. —

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

Eyes narrow.

Arms cross.

He’s not getting out of it /that/ easy this time.

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

Taps foot.

Where. Has he. Been.

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

Gives another slap. Why not?

“Better?” https://t.co/2lytmvBg6x

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

Slaps @EffortMAXlMUM.

“Stay awake.”

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

@EffortMAXlMUM — “What’s today?”

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

Where’s Wade when you need him.

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

@EffortMAXlMUM Her hands that were once firm on her hips moved to cross over her chest, a bow cocked with a gentle smile.

“A split chimichanga? That sounds great.”

Angel? Oh, if she ever heard him call her that. . .

At Wade’s inquiry, Ness tilted her head to the side curiously. —

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

“Oh, my ass is a dumpster now?”

Crosses arms. https://t.co/KlYiPgrRkK

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

||: oh

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

@EffortMAXlMUM — pull it off pretty well—“ Points at him. “—/with/ the leather. Leather is sexy.”

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

@EffortMAXlMUM “Deadliest dork, yes.” Rolls her eyes with a shake of her head, fixing his mask once more.

“I don’t think anyone can really pull of this look but you. Then again—“ she paused, looking thoughtful as she placed her hands on her slim hips.

“He /is/ pretty hot. I bet he could —

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

@EffortMAXlMUM — were sealed with a kiss.

[ᴠᴀɴᴇssᴀ. @OneJigsawPiece]

@EffortMAXlMUM Ness’ head tilted curiously as she watched Wade scamper around, and it wasn’t until he was hanging upside down that she got the hint.

With a laugh, she skipped over and removed the mask like she did previous, before cupping his cheeks.

“You’re such a dork.” Ness’ words —