KateHL

I don’t understand sarcasm.

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https://t.co/MZv8GDPyVq

There is something oddly familiar feeling about This… #SiliconValleyBank

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@sbellelauren Love it don’t worry - I’m 5’9” and weigh 165 and a size 4, but apparently that boy is so frail I may crush him. And obviously he’s very self conscious in bed.

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@LegalEagle

I would love to see an analysis of this. First, aren’t there compliance and safety issues here … I mean what happens here? Why wouldn’t a safety violation or hiring policy or something override the right to ADR?

https://t.co/M39exWDtNo

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@KUSINews - hi, so uh… are you guys going to link to a source for this article or… https://t.co/7iS3rGwjw7

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@knowledge_fight I was so excited when I first started listening to last nights episode that I first went back and re-listened to all 3 episodes of Formulaic Objections and now I’m a Grade#A FanGirl of a Plaintiff’s Attorney out of Tx. That was rad guys.

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@fox5sandiego I have to imagine that dude got away with $23 in $1s just in case someone came in.

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@schwarz Nomnomnomnom … yummm. I love the taste of Ben & Jerry’s, “Ironic Hypo(colate)crisy.”*

*They’re still working on the name.

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Who thinks this seems a bit… Fashy?? Let’s imagine for a sec, a Democratic governor requiring the same. It would be Nazi talk. But this is okay?

#DeSantis signs bill requiring Florida students, professors to register political views with state https://t.co/NsSKdNnpTv

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⁦@Reuters⁩ - Don’t worry guys. I too am guilty of being an unreliable narrator.

In fact, my voiceover just said, “Kate stopped and sighed, throwing her phone down on the bed beside her – That’s it, she thought, I’m going for a jog,” while I was drafting this tweet.

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More from a great article about what it feels like to overcome constipation: “The unblocking has eased the passage of ships carrying everything from oil and gas to consumer goods and livestock...” really well done. #evergiven ⁦@wsjournal⁩ https://t.co/9LaJXD2GFa

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An elaborate metaphor about overcoming constipation was published today by the WSJ. #evergiven #suezcanal

Suez Canal Backlog Clears, and Maritime Traffic Returns to Normal - The Wall Street Journal https://t.co/9LaJXD2GFa

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Two drugs that Johnny didn’t want you to take, aye?

A guess... #Xanax & #Kolanapin.

If so, I can tell you are still taking them… maybe a better addiction medicine specialist may help...

#Jackass4 #Jackass #JohnnyKnoxville #BamMargera https://t.co/892cgmaVy2

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“Sickness, abuse, treacherous terrain, isolation, kidnapping and violence are [just some] dangers migrant children face when traveling ...thousands of miles north to the US Border.”

You forgot #Rape

([kids + smugglers)^illegal] x alone = Rape https://t.co/VEvDvhZilk

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The fact that it was freed on a Monday morning either means the #EverGiven is now the inspiration I need to start my week, or the irony I’m now faced with for all Mondays until the end of time. I believe the latter is the most likely. https://t.co/9mkZyrBQwO

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@IwriteOK @JohnDiesattheEn I just hear the theme song to “curb your enthusiasm” on repeat in my head when I look at that boat.

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Here we go again - man #CancelCulture has got to stop... GOP proposal aims to block pornography on all cell phones, tablets in Utah https://t.co/J9nsjNBfI3

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Check out this GoDaddy hosted webpage! https://t.co/Waa4QJGtQq.

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@DarlakDavid @page88 I (kinda?) wish another Carrington Event would just wipe out the internet. But then, you know, that’ll just be a whole other can of worms to deal with.

So like that’s the meaning of life then right? The quest to be better and better at dealing with the next can of worms.