D. Snider

A code monkey, a musician, a writer, a radio personality, and a tea snob ... are just some of the people I keep chained to my furnace. ⚾️🖖♟️🎹✒️🫖 #StlCards

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

Ah, another round of my favorite game: "Guess whose door this is!" There's something to be said for shopping at a store and getting it immediately instead of driving through your neighborhood hunting for a house with a black door with a plant and a chair. #PrimeDay @amazon

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

I'm going to have to leave a review. "Does not actually work. Most of the people who get conned into door-to-door sales are too stupid to know what the word 'solicitors' means and continue ringing the bell anyway, assuming it couldn't possibly be referring to 'them.'"

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

Is Tony Iommi Monitoring My Dating Life, or Am I Just Being Paranoid?

If you were there, you saw it in action, but there was once a weird, entangled relationship between my social life and Black Sabbath albums that I finally got out in words.

https://t.co/OlNEFjo4xf

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

@SQLMCT Technically, he's a ninja, not a knight.

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

So apparently my Hei Gezi pen holder WAS delivered six weeks ago, I found it under my shrub this morning. Now my pen is properly guarded.

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

After YAML Comes SNAML (or, When What You Thought Was a Dystopian Science Fiction Joke Becomes Terrifingly Real)

https://t.co/w1CvekIj6X

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

... to say nothing of all of the young Russian girls looking for older American men.

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

I'm not saying I'm planning on retiring to a village in Europe in the next few years ... but whenever I have a bad day at work, I have realtors in several very affordable towns on speed dial ... and you really shouldn't push me.

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

Okay, it's been a while. Fanboy squeeeeeee!!!!

Music so excellent i just happily paid 48 bucks for it @bandcamp https://t.co/JGIofCGZtG

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

I need to reinstall so I can go visit this place. I LOVE #DeadInternetTheory !

https://t.co/Ac6hyK4Mun

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

I really need to visit again, for something other than a funeral this time, though.

[Prettyplaces @Natute123]

St. Louis, Missouri, USA 🇺🇸

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

When IT nerds take over your meat market ...

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

Breaking News: Lost work of Shakespeare found in an old archive ...

Sonnet 155: "If you'd like, I can give you even more sonnets in a similar tone. Or I can rewrite these with more emphasis on sensory detail. Just tell me what you'd like to do."

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

Well, that settles it. Shakespeare didn't steal his work; he was an android. I put Twelfth Night through a bunch of AI detectors, and all but one rated the work between 40% and 74% AI-written. The one who gave it a pass did accuse me of plagiarizing Shakespeare, however.

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

For the last year, a bird has come by several times a day, pecking at the rotting wood on my front doorframe. I constantly scream, yell, and pound on the door to shoo him off. Last week, I had the door replaced and added a storm door. This morning I heard one really loud thud. 😞

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

Well, THAT was horrible. Again, I owe Scott and Angela a mimosa at Rize on Sathrday morning for keeping that small sewage treatment plant from forming in my pants tonight.

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

How does a random encounter with a giant freakin' bird relate to liminal music that sounds like it's nostalgic for a future that never happened? Well ... it doesn't ... but I thought I'd try.
https://t.co/OQf9D5Gvt1

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

"Forty percent of Facebook posts are estimated to be generated by bots. Music-streaming service Deezer announced that 44% of new music uploaded ... is now AI-generated. And a report from Axios posits that AI generates 52% of all online articles."

https://t.co/53tKm7fUMu

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

The first two tracks were a bit overcooked, with good mements. The rest is great, and why are the bonus tracks are just "bonus." Look, nobody from the '68 St. Louis Cards is on the current team either. I still buy a hat, ticket, amd shirt every year.

https://t.co/SGKxwEo4S7

[D. Snider @OneManPerichore]

Come on, guys. Bury the hatchet already ...