Mark Ames

COO, Guitarist, Sometime Songwriter

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

@AmazonUK @AmazonHelp

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

@AmazonUK what is happening? 2 days, 2 packages received with completely wrong items. Today takes the biscuit: a £600 Cardo Outdoor quad, and I received 9 toilet rolls. @AmazonHelp could not escalate my call, so to get a refund I have to wait in for UPS to collect b4 refund. 😡

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

@AmazonUK so exasperated! I have returned the toilet roll sent in error when I should have receive >£600 of comms equipment. Customer service unable to explain why the returned item is still (3 days) stuck at the receivers UPS depot pending collection, delaying my refund. Awful

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

@AmazonUK what is happening? 2 days, 2 packages received with completely wrong items. Today takes the biscuit: a £600 Cardo Outdoor quad, and I received 9 toilet rolls. @AmazonHelp could not escalate my call, so to get a refund I have to wait in for UPS to collect b4 refund. 😡

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

@AmazonHelp Sent. Hopefully you can help. I’m currently waiting in all day tomorrow so UPS can pick up 9 toilet rolls instead of setting up my £600 Cardo outdoor set. Go figure. Very disappointed as a very longstanding and frequent customer.

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

@ChelseaDan5 Still at full mast. 😡

[Chelsea Dan @ChelseaDan5]

Working with the wind,all about catching the flag.magnifcent from any angle. Southwark cathedral borough se1

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

facts?! “@BBCNews: Former #England manager and 1966 World Cup winning player Jack Charlton carries #Olympic torch in Newcastle

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

An octopus's testicles are in its head! New meaning to the word dickhead --> http://t.co/oG1RPvvb

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

Who knew! #willannoyeveryoneandpointoutthegreenscreenfromnowon http://t.co/fyRSJxhu

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

TFI Friday! Feel sufficiently punished for having had 2 weeks leave. Battered!

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

“@Bedlammusic: Bringing it home for the Crewe half of the band this Saturday at The Waldron. Lots of people coming it's gonna be a belter!”

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

@mariataylor1981 not quite made it to facebook but suppose twitter is a step out of the dark ages!

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

Just realised I'm wearing odd shoes for work today. Things haven't improved since I got dressed.

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

Pitched. Expertly.

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

Stafford at 8am as i passed thru: Sky - blue/white. Ground - looked dry. Atmospheric pressure unmeasurable without specialist apparatus.

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

All my vfestival get up is waterproof sprayed. Rain as much as you like, I'm takin a lid for my beers to stop them getting diluted. 'ave it!

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

First my O2 signal turns to shite. Now Sky signal is unavailable for top channels like Discovery Turbo. WTF is going on with signals? Hello?

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

Had a great weekend at Helen & Simon's wedding. Not looking forward to getting up for work tomorrow after 2 weeks off though

[Mark Ames @OneMJA]

Just had a Papa Sam's... First time in at least 13 years cock!