Janet van Dyne

Fashion Designer and Your Favourite Founding Avenger. Need I say more?

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

You and Sony are like me and Hank. All tangled up together and no good for each other. https://t.co/0P4zJkExvT

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger So not complaining.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger No doubt! I honestly don't understand the secret identity crowd.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger You're not even lying. Poor guy.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger Yeah, he's already deeper than some of Spidey's baddies.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger Oooh, I think it sounds a lot worse than that. Like a supremacist.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger /You/ make another pot. I happen to like my smile and hate whiteners, thanks.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger *tosses him a grin before going to refill her coffee* Oh, it's a two-coup day.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger Funny you should mention because you're pushing having to watch out just now.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger Eww no, I'm small but adorable and I wax. Definitely not the Wolverine.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger And that's why I said smart. See how good I am?

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger Smart... butt.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger Oh, dear.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger I don't think that counts as dramatic irony, it had to be expected, right? *flirts with fourth wall*

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger *joins her laughter with his and shakes her head as she ruefully trails into silence* You're hopeless.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger Oh, don't say that, it's only March.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger Oh, god. *chuckles* That shouldn't be funny. Well, true either, I guess. Oh man, I made it worse!

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger Okay, we are putting way too much thought into this. I think we need a vacation.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger That's why I need plausible deniability. Or at least better phrasing. More if you must than maybe you should, I think.

[Janet van Dyne @OnenOnlyWasp]

@UnsungAvenger YES! That exactly! Can we? Pretty please?