The Prophet Muhammad

P-BUM is short for Peace Be Upon Me. Not sure about the correct interpretation of a verse? Just ask. (Satire)

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

Got a problem? Something bothering you? Tweet me.

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

abortion loving women want Harris and non college educated men want Trump

this is a sluts vs morons election inshallah

[greg @greg16676935420]

I ordered a triple cheeseburger with everything removed. Stay tuned to see what happens

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

Andrew Tate is right - in my time riding camels was the shiznit because let’s face it Allah ain’t no Henry Ford

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Any man who hates driving is a bitch.

Afraid of the “stress” of traffic or “risk” of crashing.

Gay.

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

@Cobratate Sir, this is a Wendy’s

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

@Cobratate Oh Jesus Christ shut the fuck up already

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

Toxic generosity is a real thing:

Give once: you elicit appreciation;

Give twice: you create anticipation;

Give 3 times: you create expectation;

Give 4 times: it becomes entitlement;

Give 5 times: you establish dependency.

Stop giving: you become an ENEMY

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

Aameen

[Yasmine Mohammed 🦋 ياسمين محمد @YasMohammedxx]

At the end of the day all I can do is apologize for the grave error in trusting someone who betrayed my trust in the most vicious way. All I can do is be sad, sick, angry, and regretful that my actions inadvertently caused harm. That’s all I can do. I wish I could do more.

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

حرآم!!! https://t.co/sMyNWtOxRl

[Ali A. Rizvi 🇨🇦 @aliamjadrizvi]

@realDonaldTrump IT’S OVER, DONNY

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

@RealCandaceO @REnlightenment We agree Sister Candace!!! Feminism and equality destroyed dignity of woman who can heave to her heart’s delight in the home. Allahu Akbar sister!!! In words of our famous friend @Imamofpeace as he enters his home every night “Yo where ma titties at”

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

@zarakayk @aliamjadrizvi @Introsmiles Astaghfirullah zizter

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

@aliamjadrizvi @alm3_c @TheHarrisSultan @abdullahadam @XGONDALX @ArminNavabi @mohammed_hijab YES BROTHER MOCKING ME IS UNPRINCIPLED AND IMMORAL now please excuse my while I attend to my youngest wife YO JIBREEL WHERE MA TITTIES AT

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

Wear a fucking mask.

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

Forget me. @Slash is the true Messenger of Allah, speaking to you in the true language of God.

Happy birthday

#SlashHuAkbar

[Ali A. Rizvi 🇨🇦 @aliamjadrizvi]

Happy birthday to the incredible @Slash (ṣallā -llāhu ʿalayhī wa-ʾālihī wa-sallam)

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

@dillyaali @allahsentme @ReasonOnFaith @veeduvidz @aliamjadrizvi @MimzyV @ArminNavabi @MoTheAtheist @imtishams @MaryamNamazie @WroughtInFire Indeed, what Brother @abdullahadam said was immoral, abusive and obscene!

Now please excuse me while I attend to my 9-year-old wife.

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

MN hhbgbgjh@NB

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

@AliDawow YESSS!! INCEST IS EVIL AND IMMORAL YA @APOSTATERIDVAN!!

Now please excuse me while I attend to my 9-year-old wife.

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

This celebration of rainbow on Ka’aba is obscene and morally corrupt!

Now please excuse me while I attend to my 9-year-old wife.

[Ali A. Rizvi 🇨🇦 @aliamjadrizvi]

Truly amazing to see so many LGBTQ freethinkers and allies from Muslim backgrounds come out for #Pride2019 in London!

These are the voices that must lead the conversation.

#Pride
#PrideInLondon

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

Alhamdulillah! I endorse this new design of the Ka’aba! 🌈 🌈 🌈

And I declare @Geemme the new Khalifa for my Ummah.

[Ali A. Rizvi 🇨🇦 @aliamjadrizvi]

Truly amazing to see so many LGBTQ freethinkers and allies from Muslim backgrounds come out for #Pride2019 in London!

These are the voices that must lead the conversation.

#Pride
#PrideInLondon

[The Prophet Muhammad @OneOnlyMo]

I hereby name Fred VanVleet my successor.