MAGA: “Europeans are freeloaders! We pay for NATO. We pay for everything! We’re leaving.”
Europeans: “Okay. Cheerio.”
MAGA: “We’re packing up! No more handouts. You’ll be screwed without us.”
Europeans: “I’m sure we’ll manage. Bye then.”
MAGA: “Better start learning Russian. You won’t last 15 minutes without us. You’re a bunch of pussies!!!”
Europeans: “Still here?”
MAGA: “We’ve got 300 aircraft carriers and 10 gazillion rockets and space lasers! You europoors still have cannons!”
Europeans: yawn in French, go for three-hour lunch.
MAGA: “USA! USA! USA! You’ll beg us to come back!!!”
Europeans: order a second bottle of Chablis.
Japan hit a record 42.7M foreign visitors in 2025. It’s awesome.
On social media, I sometimes see people sharing super tight itineraries, like trying to hit all the top 10 TripAdvisor spots in Kyoto in just 2 days. It's basically snap a pic, rush to the next one, check it off the list, and say 'I've been to Kyoto'. That sounds exhausting and you miss out on real local life.
It's great to have a few must-see spots planned. But I also recommend leaving room to just wander. Follow your gut, pop into a random supermarket, try a small local cafe (not the big chains), a bar or a diner, or even get lost on purpose.
Those unplanned moments usually make the trip way more fun and memorable, in my opinion.And of course, always follow common sense and respect local manners😄
Hi kids .. #HandmaidsTale (the book not the series!) has just been banned in #Edmonton…don’t read it, your hair will catch on fire! Get one now before they have public book burnings of it.
This dog saved all her puppies from a fire and put them all in one of the fire trucks on the scene....How many Likes for this hero Mama dog...? Please - We need your help to stay in this social network. Say something about our posts (yes, yum or smile emoticon will do) or we'll completely disappear from your news feed. Appreciate your help..🤎
Buddy has arrived in for a weekend break - the whole gang came to greet him and give him a quick inspection. Or maybe they are just admiring his lovely blue jumper?
Friends! A New-Piece-Of-Furniture has appeared in the Kitchen. Mum says it’s her joint Birthday and Christmas Present from the January Sales. She says she loves it and is finding spaces for all our things on it. I want to claim one of the spaces for myself so I’m going to sit here for the foreseeable. I’ve told the others to stay back for now… until we are sure it’s safe. I’ll update you!
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