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@fleshsimulator Aren’t muslims really into national sovereignty through either an Islamic caliphate or their own internal middle-eastern racism?

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@shadowfan198 @woolworths Fuck I was just at Woolworths in could’ve been having sex with pikelets rn

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@db_witch The fact that Petoria has access to the president of poopie’s experimental weapon stockpile and that they can deploy a tactical meg anywhere on the planet means petoria wipes the floor with 1936 Europe

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@wessex_girlie Gilgamesh should be top 5

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@venteaVT Yesterday I kicked a ball into my hand while I was holding a party pie, leading it to explode hot meat all over my hand like a pastry grenade, sightly burning my wrist.
But my loyalty to the party (pie) is strong, and my faith is unwavering.

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The minions movie would’ve been really good if when they got to America, they were arrested and then captured by the US government who realised their immense strategic potential and then mk-ultra’d the minions into becoming CIA assets and having minions destabilise north Vietnam

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@DiggusFUBikkus @fleshsimulator “Seize the memes of production”

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@Im_human_too_ Cream cheese bagel, extra cream

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@BovrilG Historically Nixon actually was a stone-cold truecel since he used to rant about alternate timelines where the Persians defeated the Greek city states while in the middle of a date

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The more I learn about Sega’s losses throughout the mid to late 90s the more I think that now is the best time for them to make a comeback and do exactly what Sony did with the ps1 by undercutting the established console market

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@designengvinci So you’re telling me that to get the $100 million I need to make Claude ejaculate?

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@ayanfe2k I actually made an effort to list them all

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There are too many Indians on this app that believe they should be the global Brahmin when they are really the global Dalit

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Immigrants are really embracing French identity since they’re now doing their very own violent, useless “protests”

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@gayniggadick And they’re like, it’s dumber than yours

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@fleshsimulator Never judge another man’s love quest

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@ayanfe2k I didn’t even know who tinubu was before now

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@ayanfe2k Well fuck you, you anti-tinubu homo-bitch.
It’s exactly because of things like this why I hate women and men, believe that a baby should always be carried to term, and believe that you should still be able to marry off children like in medieval times. Praise Jesus/Yahweh/Allah.

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@heiscomeheisme What actually happens is it kills your alternate personality “Tyler” that has created an anarchist terror group

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@royalfackery I think Ronald’s true weapon of choice is childhood obesity