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Let me hold you like a coffee.
Miss Meatball and Millie Meow of the Million Meows rule the roost, RIP 🌈 Big Meow, and the Grand Dame, 🌈 Lady Lulu.

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@ShotgunWillard Like wow, I am so unaccomplished, I haven't even *attempted* a cataclysm.

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Also, recently procured the @RiffTrax album Cheep Tunes. There's something wholesome and wonderful about our 6 year old in the back seat belting out "Sam-u-rai COOOO-AAH-OOOO-AAAAHP!" She'll grow up right. She'll grow up knowing it's tacky to put a bloody head on a white piano.

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Breaking a long silence to point out that according to the ancient cat laws, Millie Meow has transformed Husband into a Bond villain, #CatsOfTwitter . That there? Is a smug cat.

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Still cannot believe someone gave up this cat.

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I meant this to be Meatball reacting to the first thunder of the year, but Millie stole the scene in her typical long-winded manner, #CatsOfTwitter!

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@FrankConniff You know what shuts up everyone in a room, no matter how you fall politically on the internet? When a Nazi comes into the McDonald's PlayPlace and starts assaulting parents of brown children, screaming about shoving their kids (who are watching) into ovens. Nazis are the worst.

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I love my job.

Sister just left the field and moved here on site. I met her this morning. Introduced herself by name, occupation, and number of times she's been arrested.

Can't wait to get her files--it's sure to be amazing. IRL social justice warriors, not keyboard vigilantes.

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Final product! Not a bad first attempt.

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Sfogliatelle is in the oven. I have high hopes! The shells were super fun to do.

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Behold, #CatsOfTwitter, Millie Meow of the Million Meows when slightly disgruntled because I, a mere oafish human, disturbed her rest.

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Making sfogliatelle this weekend, and I can just hear my Italian babysitters from way back screaming about me using the pasta maker for the pastry dough, but it's amazing. It works!! Here's my dough on the pin awaiting lard.

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Miss Meatball remains happy too.

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Never time for anything, but hey, #CatsOfTwitter, Millie Meow is doing very well!

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Hate to ever say "even for a nazi," but after an incident we were party to this weekend, just gonna say: even for a nazi, it's particularly dickish to start something like that in a children's play place.

What a weekend. Nazis suck.

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@mk_indy @BarryBleunNila2 And 20-somethings looking for a justification to not vote spend months arguing the semantics of whether by some definitions lemons really are prunes and conclude that both sides are the same. They don't like lemonade anyway.

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Sometimes on spa day, when you’re last….it’s just as sweet
♥️😘Ari😘♥️ #Caturday #CatsOfX

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@NicholasDAngus I lay on the couch at night and she rests with her cheek on my chin. She's a good cat.

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Hard to believe, #CatsOfTwitter, that someone surrendered this creature.