Jacob Dimenstein

Fordham '17 - Aspiring creative director - Finance major - mangos trump all fruit nuff said.

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@Jax a truthfully bold statement lol

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Shower thoughts: if a porcupine and a tortoise were to have a baby it would be Donald Trump #Potus @TheWeirdWorld

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Welp...this guy is the fucking man https://t.co/Hwu6M8kzXU

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This is beautiful and emotional. A guy having OCD falls in love. https://t.co/iMxn9QikWr

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Kill 'em with kindness. #foodforthought

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Why is "Will Not" : "Won't"? It should be "Willn't"

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Who would win in a fight: Dumbledore or Gandalf? #fantasticbeasts

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@Cstigs shut up

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@ComedyPosts @Cstigs best thing I've ever seen

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Is @1future the originator of mumble rap?

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YAS, Ken Bone. https://t.co/DKRWswmsvn

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@JoeGiglioSports @Cstigs

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Locker room talk #debate

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Who doesn't like to Eve's drop? Not a single soul

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@Cstigs cool.

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VH1 Hip Hop Honors tonight at 9pm!!!!

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Ppl are weird, lol. Guy randomly claps two times while walking. He had no one around him, no headphones and was holding some mail.

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The office > everything

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@xtinataps the award for best, most accurate reply to a tweet goes to you my friend