山姥

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[山姥 @OninxHaha]

お母さんの手料理 😋✨

🔪 最高！🔪

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

-She was already 'wielding' a wine bottle, there was a noticeable presence of more 'western' elements in her 'everything'

Even the few times he managed to sneak a glance below the dress, it was animal print for sure, but no fundoshi or loincloth.

[「𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳」 @mxlticolored]

@OninxHaha the hands that made this meal.”

Sakazuki filling up on call with his poison, offered to her — of course it would not harm her. It might make her dead drunk, however.

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

" Ee...nandemonee~
Dinner's ready anyhow~ "

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

-Really, the provenience of the meat was hardly possible to misinterpret, afterall there's only one animal who smells quite like this when sliced and diced fresh

Besides, everyone knows that if Fujimaru gathers spiritron materials she gathers everything else.

[「𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳」 @mxlticolored]

@OninxHaha said he, now focused on her plattered than those hips.

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

" Eehh...no love for surprises eh?
Fine fine, it is nothing too unique afterall, do you like liver Shuten-san~? "

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

-One most likely would've expected some kind of retort bordering on the innuendo, afterall Oni weren't exactly champions of subtlety.

Instead, looking back with a sly grin she turned around holding a somewhat large platter, many tiny fleshy cubes of 'something' were on it

[「𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳」 @mxlticolored]

a preview?”

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

" You really are quite the eager boy eh-? "

" Hmmh...i wouldn't mind some company in these...
how did they call them?

'furarumingo runno?' "

[ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @Paladicking]

“ Nooo idea what ya said , but anytime is fine if it comes from your mouth. Sooo , mademoiselle , need a 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 ~ ? “

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

" お可愛いこと "

[ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @Paladicking]

That’s especially one of the things he just sooo 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 about her. It’s really hard for him to comprehend that she is single , which is exactly why he’s willing to change that himself. She 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬 a lover in her life.

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

-Isn't he quite the...gentleman.

Even when the woman he's courting is tall enough he has to raise his whole head if too close.

[ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @Paladicking]

Maybe ! She’s 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 pretty after all — so beautiful it could kill. Won’t mean he will back down however.

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

His survival instinct is negative working

[ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ ! @Paladicking]

ᅠᅠ
Oh so she’s 𝐒ingle ? ✨
ᅠᅠ

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

-She would be quite the stupendous nurse.

Her anatomy knowledge is rather impressive for a mountain hermit

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

@STRONGESTMADRE 🔪🍖

[𝕮𝐇𝐈 ★ 𝕮𝐇𝐈 .ᐟ @STRONGESTMADRE]

ᅠ

ᅠ

ᅠᅠ♡ + ↻ + 𝓟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 .

ᅠ
ᅠᅠ𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 .
ᅠ

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

" Hmm...oh there's so much i could say- "

" He really liked fishing with his bare hands the little rascal "

[𝗔𝗻 𝗢𝗯𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗿. @tonal_architect]

Could she tell him more?

He's curious!

[𝕮𝐇𝐈 ★ 𝕮𝐇𝐈 .ᐟ @STRONGESTMADRE]

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⠀⠀ ꪆ 𝓖𝓞͜𝓓𝓝𝓔𝐒𝐒͡ ︶꒦ 𝓕𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑 ౾ ̗̀⠀݁
⠀⠀ 𝓟𝗘𝗥𝗙𝗘𝗖𝗧ᅠ۵.ᅠ𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐌𝔦͡ ͜𝐓𝐘 。╱
⠀⠀⠀『 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙁𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𓂃⠀ . ᥫ᭡ .⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀﹌ #𝕯𝗕𝗭𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘 ⛧ 。』 〄 ⛩️

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[山姥 @OninxHaha]

" So?
Man can be cute, my boy is the cutest but he also can do such fine work with axes and heads "

[ᴏʀᴛʟɪɴᴅᴇ @OfDieWalkure]

"I am a grown man, not a child. No less, technically, older than you-"

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

" I just love tangerines.

特に自家製のもの~ "

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

-pat pat

" お可愛いこと "

" Now i really just want to see you with a full belly and a big smile~ "

[ᴏʀᴛʟɪɴᴅᴇ @OfDieWalkure]

"I'm not particularly picky. If it's edible and nourishes, it's good food."

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

" What's your favorite cut?

I love...
ee, i love the liver

mhm
とても美味しい~ "

[ᴏʀᴛʟɪɴᴅᴇ @OfDieWalkure]

💭WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

"That's fine."

He,,,, truly has no sense of self preservation when a woman acts so wifely-

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

" That's just fantastic! I heard that they were about to go and do that 'Rayujoshifto' i'm sure i can find so many ingredients there for an hearty meaty meal "

-The face is beaming and sunny
the implication much less

[ᴏʀᴛʟɪɴᴅᴇ @OfDieWalkure]

"Something meaty. Believe me, I have none of the mindsets of kings nor the modern era that says the waste of food is tolerable."

[山姥 @OninxHaha]

" Aahh...
痛ましい

So many familiar faces...yet no trace of my golden child.. "