OnionJello

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I GOT FUCKED LAST NIGHT #nocondom

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hello void, how are things today?

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i send out letters to people that will never receive them

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it’s too high

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my body count

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body count

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you can’t sell bacon scented shampoo to muslims with alopecia

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i would win in a fight against a polar bear if he was wearing long socks and we were in costco

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ai could never replace this insatiable need to be the most damaged person in a room

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don’t ever bring a fart to the poop party

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cooking eggs on stainless steel teaches you a lot about eczema