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i haven’t been the same since nfts shit the bed

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Leaked Documents Confirm City Planners’ Idea to Add Minotaur to Pittsburgh Labyrinth for Next Year’s Marathon

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Joint Park. there’s a full joke in there somewhere but i don’t feel like figuring it out rn

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Students Celebrate 4/20 by. They. They’re gonna. And when hahaha. i Forgot😍

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Wait til you see the bouncy house for spring fling 🤠🤠🤠

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Garfield Lemonius has been trapped inside the Village Park bouncy house

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would you guys still like the onion if you knew i was it*lian? not saying i am but what if…

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PPU Anti-Mask Protest Reporting Lower Turnout than my Thirteenth Birthday Party (And I Was a Fucking Loser)

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lemon on the chain with the v-cut

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granny smith after inventing the apple

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The PPU Student of the Week is Zachary Wittman! Zach is involved in WPPJ, The Globe, Pioneer Ambassadors, and is holding me at gunpoint in an unmarked warehouse in the Strip District until I shout him out! Go Zach!!!

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‘Dune’ Box Office Opening Weekend Projected to Top ‘Blade Runner 2049,’ Meaning this may be the Busiest Weekend Since 2017 for Cinema Productions Majors to not Shut the Fuck Up

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Professors Become Flustered as Attendance Drops to the Newest Low Since Pandemic due to “No Bones Days”

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FUN IN THE SUN: This woman is getting her Vitamin D by spending an extra two hours in Village Park every day in hopes of being a PPU Missed Connections post!

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Cryptic Spam Emails from Sydney Carrigan Offer Students Chance to Participate in Korean Game Show to Erase Their Debt

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OPINION - Why Paul Hennigan was Super Cool and Awesome, Actually

(Submitted by iamnotpaulhennigan@/pointpark.edu)

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BREAKING: PPU Onion Admin Finally Remembers the Password to this Stupid Fuckin Account

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@WalrusAbove Stay asleep then

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>Rode the elevator with two freshmen that smelled of skunk.
>Their eyes were red [Satan] and they were discussing having a “Pizza Fiesta”
> Skunk = Pepe Le Pew (Symbol for S/A)
>Pizza = Children
>Fiesta = Party

IT’S HAPPENING IN YOUR SCHOOL, FOLKS! INVESTIGATE PIZZA FIESTA!

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