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I shan’t be left unsupervised.

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If he simpin’ imma pimp ‘im

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I truly never thought I’d say this, but I think we need an Elon musk and @joerogan podcast

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Someone put Musk on a podcast immediately, this needs to escalate 😂

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Luigi was only living La Vie Boheme.

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Accomplished

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Making my future partner watch SATC to prove that I could be so much more insufferable if I wanted to be

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

having a therapist is so funny like this is my emotional support 26 year old white girl with a masters degree

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@AdamGreatSir @sirjaut @AdamGreatSir you do love a pay gap 👀

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@AdamGreatSir But you’ve literally never made a mistake. Because you’ve never done anything. You’re just a baby 👉👈👉👈

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@NYCferry the announcements at the north Williamsburg stop gave significantly increased in volume as of this past week. Is there a way to revert this as they are disruptive to nearby buildings?

[SOYAB @soyab_05]

@PicturesFoIder It's right ❤

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@gio_please This comment is a hate crime 🫠🥲

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Telling myself that the reason they fell off is because I’m wifey quality and they’re scared to fall in love

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@benj___i I was just in Syd and auk. Hmu if you want recs!

[Joey Jay (is back to being) gay ✨ @joeyjayisgay]

Everything’s unisex if you’re not a little bitch about it.

[shook ☆ @vivalasdrag]

asking my family at Thanksgiving dinner who should go home tonight and why

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@marciax3nyc *Here from nyc too

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@marciax3nyc Where in Australia are you?!?! I’m here and would LOVE to see you

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@johnsummit For what it’s worth, no one is expecting you to be cool or to be perfect. People will love you even when you blurt out weird shit. The right people will love you even more for it.

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Why do I need a prescription for contact lenses? Whomst tf is trying to abuse contact lenses?