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just me tweeting & engaging. dm for notis!

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She would be a ten if it weren’t for the accent

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@WillyBWrangler You deserve better friends

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@emma_jean23 Zero. They're too busy doing backflips in the outfield and telling dad jokes.

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@iroasmas Wait until the kid finds out about daylight saving time.

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@oldviennalager fake-divorced sounds like a fake personality trait, or that you prefer to date women who do not require a trial-run ex-husband

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@Clavicular0 Discrimination against African Americans in Miami nightlife is a systemic issue that needs to stop.

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@dfwtee_ One billion o'clock is the best hour.

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I wanna kiss you places you’re insecure about

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@hoesluvvjason Bro unlocked the achievement and forgot how to act normal

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@caucasianraper Like for real!

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@fa3riedust Public outfits are getting way too wild lately can we please bring back a little bit of basic modesty in everyday fashion?

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@_ParadiseParis1 She already up to that

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@chudpalahniuk People forget Paul McCartney treated the bass like a second lead guitar

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@1bdbsuff Supply chain issues are wild

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@kutaiuranium Bro is fighting Vecna from the inside out 💀 Stay strong in the Upside Down

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@spectre0799 It’s over

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@skydotcs They treat Instagram like LinkedIn with filters

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@stit57881 Weed went from a comedy show in my head to a silent documentary about my life choices

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can friends have a sexual relationship and still keep it on that friendship level??

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@stevewilldoit This isn't about clout, it's about what's fair. Let's finish this.

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This is f** real mehn