Only Fools & Horses

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Rodney: Where did you get that gun?
Del: Higgy Higgins
Rodney: But Higgy Higgins robs banks!
Del: I know but it's Saturday.

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Del: The oldens are the bestens Rodney.
Rodney: we're talking about boats here Del, not your birds.

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Slater: What about his ethnic group?
Delboy: Ah I didn't notice anyone with him.

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Del: Is that our phone I can hear ringing Rodney?
Rodney: nah.....we ain't got a car phone.

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Denzil: I thought you said it was open 24 hours a day?
Trigger: yeah, but not at night.

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Albert: it's that the radio?
Rodney: nah Elton John's popped round, he's rehearsing in the kitchen.

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Boycie: Yes you'll know it's me Marlene, I'll play Mexico forever on the front door.

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Grandad: He might be mad, you'd have to be bloody stupid to be out in this weather.
(Friday the 14th)

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What do you prefer Rodney? AstroTurf or grass?
Rodney: ah I don't know I've never smoked AstroTurf.

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Del: When Raquelle is ready she will give me a sign.
Rodney: Yeah perhaps she'll put an advert in the Sunday Sport.