DorkDaddyDom

Old enough to be your dad, but unlike your real dad I'll actually pay attention to you. Teacher and nerd. NSFW account.

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Oh yeah, in case it's not obvious...

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@urcco46465161 Literally all of them

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@blixxi We call it the "Hands Off Get Off"

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@blixxi Ask about our in home demonstration service.

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@doggoplaypen

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I honestly thought that the Rob Zombie song "Dragula" was about vampire drag queens, when it's about Grandpa Munster's car.

Or something.

That song makes no fucking sense.

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@GirlinFishnets You live in Silent Hill?

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@Iheiud Your inbox is closed.

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Today I realized how touch starved I am, so if anyone wants to stop by for some combination of cuddles, groping, and manhandling, I am available.

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@moncoeurvante Isaac Newton died a virgin so that his invention could get math geeks laid centuries later.

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@allijay1026 In reality, you shouldn't.
In fantasy, wear skimpy clothes around the house and ask for parental advice about sex and masturbating.

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@needylillbunny3 Hey, you seem likeable to me.

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@puppygirl7373 Or grandfather

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@kittynyan03 I'm still trying to figure out what band that is.

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@Mia735f You would be the favorite volunteer at your local retirement home.

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@blixxi I absolutely love it, and it's one of my favorite sexual things to do.

And as far as ways to die go, being suffocated while eating pussy is a pretty good one. It'll make a great obituary, too.

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@_mathom Is your school hiring?

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@xzumbiegirl I would love one.

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@cutiepapuss Or according to that statement, 12 and under, technically. 💀

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@bunnycorruption "baby bunny"

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