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[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

Next time you feel like you're worth nothing, remember that the most important man to walk this earth gave His blood so you could be okay.

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

@mdance86 Gotta keep my engagement up somehow

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

@calhounm8 One could argue that taxes are more voluntary and less risky to not pay. It’s promised that you won’t be saved during the second coming and cannot participate in covenants if you neglect tithing. Taxes you can at least vote to determine where the money is going.

[Latter-day Likes @LatterdayLikes]

List of future spouse qualities

Their list:
Served a mission🙏🏼
Wants temple marriage☀️
Loves kids👧🏼
Over 6 feet tall😍
Has ambitions👨🏼‍⚖️
Great body🏋🏼‍♀️
Likes going on adventures🏝⛺️🏔

My list:
Wants to vaccinate children

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

@mycoatpocket For the great social commentary every four to six months

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

Some people: *spreads hatred through the guise of comedy and uses offensive language to marginalize minorities*
LDS Church: excuse me
Me: Yes?
LDS Church: Language matters,
Me: YES!
LDS Church: and you should refer to us as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

@virgiltexas 👀👀

[Virgil Texas @virgiltexas]

is there a mormon twitter that we just never hear from because they never cause any drama

[Latter-day Likes @LatterdayLikes]

*Giving a presentation in school*

My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me: “In the name of Jesus Christ, amen”

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

@kermitkid Sure bud

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

Ever have someone say that we shouldn’t stop climate change because these natural disasters are what will bring the Second Coming??? brb gonna go scrub out my eyes.

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

"Go home, you're drunk."

--mission president to a rogue missionary

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

President Nelson: we are now to be referred to only as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

*cut to two missionaries marching confidently past a sign on a house that says “no Mormons allowed”*

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

i just drove through BYU’s campus and asked this couple if they went to BYU they said yes i said oh ya then how long did you date before you got married they said two months i said dang you rlly do go to BYU https://t.co/lAO6156Bsk

[Latter-day Likes @LatterdayLikes]

Me: “Hi”

Girl waiting for her missionary: “He still has 414 days left ugh”

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

@Jakehansenmusic @isaacgrantlyon @mitchie18 D&C 64:9-11
You are not God. You can look on sin with forgiveness. Not allowance, but forgiveness, compassion, and understanding.

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

Mormons: Families can be together forever. A family is the most important unit in the world, and we need to strengthen that bond any way we can.
Certain Mormons: lmao if you didn’t want to be separated from your parents maybe you shouldn’t have let them come in illegally

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

@Jakehansenmusic @isaacgrantlyon @mitchie18 This legitimately hurt me to read. Ignoring all of Christ’s teachings and the pleas from the brethren to forgive those who did not mean to do harm... The doctrine of the Old Testament has been consistently shown to be only for the people of Moses’ time. We abide by a higher law.

[isaac lyon @isaacgrantlyon]

@Jakehansenmusic @OnlyMormons @mitchie18 You can listen to what the Church has said on the matter, though. https://t.co/sWbxgt13nN

“The Church supports a balanced and civil approach to a challenging problem, fully consistent with its tradition of compassion, its reverence for family, and its commitment to law.”

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

@isaacgrantlyon @Jakehansenmusic @mitchie18 It was a much better call to just go directly to doctrine. Thanks Isaac 👌

[only mormons @OnlyMormons]

@Jakehansenmusic @isaacgrantlyon @mitchie18 I was pointing out the fact that there are shades to the law, and that not every infraction is equivalent to murder. I didn’t change course. Of course I’ve done all those things. I just expect a hint of compassion when it comes to penalties of non-violent crimes.