Helen Gardiner

Lover of stand-up comedy, goth rock, industrial metal, darkwave, box sets, real ale, good red wine, sport and the great outdoors

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@VirginAtlantic and @ITVRugby STOP advertising during our Six Nations games and stop ruining them. I want to see and hear the game, not your products. This is a new low and you have lost me as a customer.

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@SamsungMobile and @ITVRugby STOP advertising during our Six Nations games and stop ruining them. I want to see and hear the game, not your products. This is a new low.

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@ITVRugby Adverts DURING Six Nations games is appalling and has to stop. How dare you decide what I want to see and hear during the game. If you only care about money and don’t respect rugby or the fans, give the rights to someone who does.

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@charliersmith1 You look amazing and I’d love to be as skinny as you! You should be very proud of who you are and how you look. You are the only one whose opinion of you matters. Be yourself and be happy x

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@GerdaBarrel Wishing you a very Happy Birthday 🖤
Thank you so much for all the wonderful pictures and videos x

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@RobertSmith @thecure @RogerODonnellX Thank you so much for such an awesome show, you are so generous. The set list was fantastic & you were perfect on stage as always. It was great to see you all so happy. Your new album is an absolute masterpiece & I love every second of it xx

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@MarilynMansonU1 Well said 👏 I love reading your articles, please keep up the excellent work. Thank you

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@RogerODonnellX Your reply is very classy 👏 Well done. One person’s vile, unhinged rant is just one rant. I really appreciated your words about your cancer & know how difficult they would have been to write. I wish you every strength in your recovery & truly hope you are back to 100% very soon.

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@lauracwinter @RealStephens @NVHooydonck Thank you so much for your excellent coverage of La Vuelta, I really wish you were staying on. Your detailed analysis and insight added so much, and your knowledge of and passion for cycling is infectious. Please come back soon.

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@watsoncomedian So very true!

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@PRAYFORHELL6 Absolutely. Well said 🎶

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@daniellloyd1 After an accident do teams have to notify race officials if a rider has an injury? Who then has the final say on whether they can continue in the race - the rider, team doctor, team manager or race doctor/officials? Thank you. Loving your Giro analysis & commentary

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@LebaraMobileUK I raised a serious complaint 6 weeks ago. You ignored it. You then emptied my account of all data/minutes 3 times. I spoke to a manager 2weeks ago who promised to send call details & look at my complaint. She didn’t bother for either. Are you ever going to answer?

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@lebara I raised a serious complaint 6 weeks ago which you have ignored. You then emptied my account of all data & minutes 3 times. I spoke to a manager 2 weeks ago who said she would reply & look at my complaint. She did not bother with either. When are you going to contact me?

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@nomadicrevery How tense watching Taskmaster tonight but what a fabulous Robins win! Congratulations!! I loved the way you cleverly worked the tasks out - you are a Taskmaster genius. Hope you enjoyed the prizes ��

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@RogerODonnellX That was absolutely beautiful, thank you so much. Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and a happy and very healthy New Year x

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

Michal Kwiatkowski
#Quizadiers

[Netcompany INEOS @NetcompanyINEOS]

🧐 We've made the name of a Grenadier - but in emojis!

Can you name the rider? Quote tweet this with your answer and the hashtag #Quizadiers to enter - but be quick, entries close at 11:10 (GMT).

We'll pick one winner from the correct answers.

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@nomadicrevery was exceptional yesterday; brutally honest about his failings & addictions & brave enough to face them & drag himself upwards - and still managing to turn it all into a truly fantastic show. He is a comedic master & I hope he has finally made peace with his demons.

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

@VIVIPEST6 Wishing you happiness and the best of luck for whatever will happen

[Helen Gardiner @OnlyOneHelen]

Saw this and thought of you @AdamBlythe89 😆 @daniellloyd1 @carltonkirby @SportsOrla @jono_hb. Hope you’re working on your Spanish twang for the Vuelta

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

Man thinks speaking English with a French accent is speaking French
https://t.co/641Xo9uFHM