NEVER SAID I WASN'T PETTY🦩🦩🦩

Life is too short to live brunette.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
I never know if I am implying or inferring
SLOW DRIVERS MOVE TO THE DAMN SLOW LANE!!!

[NEVER SAID I WASN'T PETTY🦩🦩🦩 @onlystephanier]

@Jesii_ca_M As yes, the great country of Tiramisu

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Helen. She was diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder, as well as two serious fungal infections. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10 was able to cover her $7,500 care. She is now feeling much better and has been adopted by her foster family ❤️‍🩹

[Maura DragonHeart 🍀🇺🇸🇮🇪🇮🇹 🌛🌝🌜💙 @maura_resister]

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[NEVER SAID I WASN'T PETTY🦩🦩🦩 @onlystephanier]

@pmoreforarmor I remember that someone posted here on Twitter that Taken was about Alf, back when the album came out. From what I remember it was meant as a joke. I don't think that H had already publicly confirmed her relationship with T. Sounds like some people took that seriously lol

[NEVER SAID I WASN'T PETTY🦩🦩🦩 @onlystephanier]

@greentomat25144 @NotMr_Smith @criticalcivil I can assure you that divorce is much better than cheating

[Hom Tanks @criticalcivil]

@greentomat25144 @NotMr_Smith The family is ruined by the infidelity/breaking of a sacred bond. If sex is more important than the sanctity of the marriage/the family, then seek a divorce. Cheating is chickenshit behavior.

[Hazel @Hazel_qs]

I was getting body shamed at dinner. My little brother ended it in one sentence.
My uncle’s been making comments about my body since I was 12.
Always loud enough for everyone to hear.
Always with that smug little smile.
This year at Thanksgiving, I reached for a second piece of bread and he goes,
“Better slow down. Boys don’t marry girls with thunder thighs.”
A few people laughed.
I froze.
My mom just looked down like she always does.
Then my little brother put down his fork and said,
“Uncle Rick, haven’t you been divorced three times? Maybe stop giving dating advice.”
The whole table went silent.
My uncle stood up and walked out without another word.
My brother just passed me the bread basket and said,
Eat. You’re perfect.

[internet archiva @internetarchiva]

His 11 year old nephew delivers a funny best man speech and won everyone’s heart ♥️

[Simple man @Simple__Bandaa_]

POV: You Have a Boyfriend...

[NEVER SAID I WASN'T PETTY🦩🦩🦩 @onlystephanier]

@WeepyLuna @MbarkCherguia The stupid noises make me hate any video, WHHYYYYYYY

[Maryam @hell_line0]

2022: “Stop overreacting, they won’t overturn Roe.”
They did.

2023: “Stop overreacting, they won’t let women die rather than get an abortion.”
They did.

2024: “Stop overreacting, they won’t arrest women for miscarriages.”
They did.

2025: “Stop overreacting, they won’t turn women into incubators.”
They did.

2026: “Stop overreacting, they won’t attack mifepristone.”
They did, today.

Now: “Stop overreacting, they won’t go after birth control next.”
They will.

[NEVER SAID I WASN'T PETTY🦩🦩🦩 @onlystephanier]

@froydinger @TheDMVLive Exactly!

[NEVER SAID I WASN'T PETTY🦩🦩🦩 @onlystephanier]

@Alhen26 @pmoreforarmor I was thinking the same thing but we can definitely see blood stains. No clean bandages here!

[Wild Videos @FightStorage]

50 Cent's comment 😂

[NEVER SAID I WASN'T PETTY🦩🦩🦩 @onlystephanier]

@Notwokenow I hope she gets the same treatment when she's in jail

[thai @thaiannax]

Maria José Mariano, de 49 anos, morreu na noite de segunda-feira (13), no interior do Maranhão, após ser atacada pelo próprio cachorro da raça pitbull, segundo relato do seu esposo.
Acontece que o animal, na chegada do corpo de bombeiros local, estava tranquilo e sem uma gota de sangue.

Mesmo assim, o animal foi executado, e o corpo foi encaminhado diretamente para a funerária local, sem uma investigação prévia.
Após cobrança, a polícia civil informou que está investigando o caso.
Aqui vejo DOIS INOCENTES MORTOS!
JUSTIÇA!

[Sabiha 🇺🇸 @Sabiha1278]

My neighbor’s cat has dementia, and he keeps forgetting he doesn’t actually live with us. Every morning, without fail, he strolls into our house like he pays the mortgage.
He’ll hop on the couch, meow for snacks, and make himself comfortable — then look genuinely offended when we gently remind him, “Buddy… you don’t live here.”

Five minutes later?
He’s back at the door, ready to “visit” all over again.

Honestly, at this point, we’ve stopped correcting him. If his little fuzzy brain says we’re part of his daily route, then who are we to argue?

We just consider him our part-time roommate — rent-free, slightly confused, and very loved

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

bro got a triple kill

[NEVER SAID I WASN'T PETTY🦩🦩🦩 @onlystephanier]

@otokyo Got em all....very easily

[NEVER SAID I WASN'T PETTY🦩🦩🦩 @onlystephanier]

@Simi_2210_ 179