Stringy

Bit of this, bit of that. Security Architect. Always trying to be better. Tech, InfoSec, football, beer, two kids. Priorities not necessarily in that order.

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Genuinely fit for nothing today. I’m broken.

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Just paid SEVEN POUNDS AND SIXTY ENGLISH PENCE for a can of Madri. Good job I love you @LotteryWinners @frankturner 😘

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@thegingerwig I have yet to find a savoury food that is not improved by putting it on a sandwich.

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(Going to Leigh Sports Village is not one of the bucket list items btw.)

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Off to watch @LotteryWinners play an ACTUAL stadium on Saturday. So excited to see them and with a bonus of seeing @frankturner too. Two bucket list items ticked in one evening. Waited months for this.

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Due to… reasons… I need to resurrect and refresh my LinkedIn profile.

I’d like you all to take a moment to pray for my inbox, my sanity and the brave recruiters who are going to get ZERO response from me if they cold call me.

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The volumes of emails and “urgent” Teams messages I receive has dropped dramatically today.

Good to see people are being sensible. Today is NOT the day to be pissing about doing work.

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Can somebody please explain this to me?

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Manchester city robbed, how tf is foden offside 😭😭

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@SkySportsPL I beg to differ.

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Spurs aren’t going down. Pains me to say it tbh, but they’re not.

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The FIFA grind is officially over. Time to use what little time I have to take advantage of Gamepass. Any decent recommendations?

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I am SO ready for these beers tonight. All things considered, this week can fuck right off.

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Bernardo, Johnny Stones and now Pep. Sunday’s gonna be emotional.

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Worst thing about the timing is the number of “Carrick announcement got more likes than Pep leaving. LEVELS” tweets that are inevitably going to come.

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And NOW they have announced it.

FFS 😑

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I may be naive but I’m starting to believe this. They would want to do full sendoff like they have done with so many players, maybe even more of an event. To have no official confirmation at this stage feels… weird.

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I may be naive but I’m starting to believe this. They would want to do full sendoff like they have done with so many players, maybe even more of an event. To have no official confirmation at this stage feels… weird.

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2 hours and counting to get through to supporter services. There HAS to be a better way to do this @ManCityHelp 😑

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@OptaAnalyst @OptaJoe The colour scheme on this graph makes me *deeply* uncomfortable.

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At a risk of putting the boot in, if we’d taken the FIVE points we missed out on this season against Spurs we’d be as good as Champions now and they’d already be as good as relegated.

FFS, City.

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Back in a bit, just off to the time machine to tell 15 year old me we’ve just won both domestic cups and finished second in the Premier League and I’m gutted.

Fully expect to come back with a black eye.