Shaner Baner

Stop that.

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

Doesn't make any sense, does it?

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

@PNCBank No one is happy in Colorado that you're taking over 1stBank. literally no one. So thanks for that.

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

@tacobell WHAT. I've been waiting for this moment since 2019!!!!!

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

@madebygoogle I'm really having trouble with my Pixel 9 Pro connecting to my wifi after the Sept security update. I put my password in every couple hours and sometimes that doesn't work.. "Unavailable with current security settings" is the message I get. Are you aware of this?

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

Me questioning the validity of a business when I see their website ends in .net

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

Lunch conversation at work: @DisneyPlus needs a show about claim adjusters in the insurance realm of the MCU. It could be in mockumentary style like The Office.

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

@MTV @RuPaul @RuPaulsDragRace I’m very disappointed with this season, it’s COMPLETELY rigged MTV

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

@LasCulturistas Yes I love to enjoy the delicious food.

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

@MTV @RuPaulsDragRace Now you’re squeezing the #runway portion of an episode into like 90 seconds? Where’s the integrity of the show going

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

Did you know if you rearrange the letters in ELON MUSK you get MAN BABY?

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

PepsiCo raised prices by 17%. Their profits went up by more than 20%.

Chipotle raised prices by nearly 15%. Their profits went up by nearly 26%.

See the pattern? Corporations are raising prices under the cover of inflation, after their inflation-related costs have been covered.

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

I’m confused about what’s going on here.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Just because you’re rich doesn’t give you a right to own and break whatever you want.

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

The GOP is about to meet Gen Z, and I promise you they won’t like us.

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Elon Musk claims to love free speech until the speech is making fun of Elon.

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

I don’t understand why you’re being so defensive about everything and also an asshole. @elonmusk

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

@lyft @asklyft Did you know you can schedule a ride and it’ll stay scheduled with a payment issue until the moment you need to leave? Then it just cancels the ride entirely while you switch cards. We almost didn’t make it to our flight. Thanks.

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

@Chime you are the worst, non-transparent, corrupt and bullshit l financial product I’ve ever encountered. Fuck you. Stop advertising 200 dollars in spot me. Stop not training your agents who don’t know shit about your product. Stop being corrupt and hiding behind your ads.

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

Hey, @ThisIsRobThomas and @SantanaCarlos, I wasn’t able to drive in 1999. But now I can and I made this for my car.

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

Does anyone like this sticker I made for my car? Hopefully @FatboySlim does???

[Shaner Baner @OnlyWaytoShane]

It was so good, Billy. It was so so good. Well done. @billyeichner 💙💙💙💙 #Bros