Derek Larsen

Comedic galaxy defender

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I’m 30 and still don’t step on cracks. One day I hope my kids respect that cuz my back be hurting cuh

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Don’t mind me just getting stoned in my room

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Do nazis get pumped when they order a pizza and the notification says your orders in the oven?

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I hate a bitch that says oops

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Does anyone ever buckle up in an Uber?

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Turns out Derek Larsen’s funny

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Midnight sets to become great

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Y’all crazy that’s a mansion in Indiana

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Caitlin Clark’s contract

(Via @spotrac )

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A grown man flying a kite alone is screaming red flags

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Olivia Rodrigo looks like she’s part of the Manson family

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You can tell whose doing well in life based off of how often they post on Facebook

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Signed up for Kill Tony for the 56th time tonight. We’ll see!

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It’s 65 degrees and I’m wearing double hoodies. Texas has changed me

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Most important rule of comedy. Burn those bitch ass bridges.

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America lost

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I hope both teams lose today

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These college students just offered me weed because ‘I look like a kid that has never smoked before’… I turn 30 this year

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@zerochills This is actually more prevalent than y’all think! The notes app is a problem

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One of the best feelings as a comic/comedy writer is writing for a roast and having your joke get an applause brake. Ya boy is finally getting somewhere in this comedy game

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@crazyclipsonly Hmmm looks like the same shield in every Asian porn