Jon Simms

aspiring trophy husband. medical marijuana farmer.

[Jon Simms @OnTheJon10]

@cookiesglobal @cookiesonelog There’s lowkey a bug on there. Winged aphid maybe

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Medieval peasant defending the honor of his wheat field after an arrogant traveling merchant called it minuscule

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

The #UFCSingapore crowd send off TKZ for the final time 🧟👏

[Jon Simms @OnTheJon10]

@bjpenndotcom Fans

[Jon Simms @OnTheJon10]

Rare Dankness™: Unveiling the Exquisite World of Coveted Cannabis Genetics https://t.co/uR7AJPidVu via @YouTube

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

🚨 22 consecutive games with a homer 🚨

[Dan Hangman Hooker @danthehangman]

That’s the best 😂

[Football Is Life @FootbaIl_Tweets]

😂😂😂

[Jon Simms @OnTheJon10]

@MMALOTN Feels like some fuckery is afoot with this card I sure hope not though. I love the matchups as they are

[Jon Simms @OnTheJon10]

@ochocinco Mcdanks

[Jon Simms @OnTheJon10]

@cox_megannn Please don’t

[Jon Simms @OnTheJon10]

@gunnergambill This seems like a scam

[Jon Simms @OnTheJon10]

@Joe_MainMixon @Melvingordon25 My life savings mixon outruns Melvin this season, all due respect

[Kyle O'Connor @totally_Kyle__]

What’s better than this? Just moms being dudes

[Alex Stein @alexsteinnn]

Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt

[Jon Simms @OnTheJon10]

@naturallight @BuschBeer
somebody hit somebody

[kaelin @k__somm]

my parents have access to mine & my brother’s bank accounts & accidentally took money out of my brother’s savings instead of theirs to pay the mortgage and now every time we tell him to do something he says “you can’t talk to me like that in my house”