Fluffy

Human|GGMU❤️

[Uche @_olaedo_xo]

No calorie restriction in the world can make me subject myself to unsweetened Greek yogurt.

[Timi Dakolo @timidakolo]

Fear religious people. You can’t reason with them.

[Fluffy @OnyiEnenche]

@thelady_O She did the right thing. Leave single fathers for single mothers.

[Fluffy @OnyiEnenche]

Remi tinubu will be so proud of you.

[T. @__T_touch]

We are grabbing the opportunity with both hands. We are not lazy. 🇿🇦🙏🏾❤️

[Fluffy @OnyiEnenche]

One of the best things I did for myself was to not marry a glutton.

[Ọlámidé Ọmọreghà @Officialregha]

I have these two former colleagues of mine, Seun and Adaora.

Seun is married, and I also know his wife because we attended the same university.

I didn't have any issue with Adaora until she started bringing food for Seun at the office.

It started with, "Oh Seun, I brought you food today."

Before we say jack, it became, "Seun, what would you like me to prepare for you tomorrow?"

At that point, I knew where the whole thing was heading.

Seun was already feeling uncomfortable and didn't know how to handle it, so he came to meet me.

I asked him, "Why doesn't your wife prepare food for you to take to work?"

He replied, "My brother, I don use style tell her before, but she no even make any attempt."

I told him, "No worry, make I handle am."

I called his wife.
"Ayo, how far now?"

"Ah, Mr. Olamide! Good afternoon, sir."

After exchanging pleasantries, I got straight to the point.

"Ayo, you know say I be your person. I honestly think it's a good idea for you to start preparing food for Seun to take to work. I noticed that two different ladies bought him lunch twice last week."

She shouted "Ah!"

I replied, "What do you mean by 'Ah'? If you're packing food from home for him, do you think he'll even have room to be eating food from other women? Before you know it, one of them will start cooking for him regularly."

Within one week, my guy was showing up at the office every day with homemade food.

Sometimes they would pack some snacks for me too.

That was how Adaora's food ministry and Co. came to an end.

[AFO @Dr_Afo]

Being fertile.

A lot of us take it for granted that you can just have sex and if you're not careful, you would soon be expecting a baby.

Infertility is crazy.

There's this deep sadness I see in infertile couples. You look at their eyes and that light is just not there.

That sex that is normally enjoyable becomes a chore.

We often prescribe sex like medication for them and after a while, it becomes a chore.

If you can get pregnant or impregnate someone unassisted, you don't know what God has done for you.

[Fluffy @OnyiEnenche]

@Idongesit_Commy @iman_adeyemi Exactly

[Fluffy @OnyiEnenche]

@dammy4trueluv Did he fall inside shit??

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I think a man’s constant fear of being used is projection of how he knows he is using others

[Fluffy @OnyiEnenche]

@RasheedRichard5 @ado_zuleeyhart Where was the mother staying before???

[Fluffy @OnyiEnenche]

@JoeyMannarino Was it lack of space that made your forefathers come to Africa????

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

[Fluffy @OnyiEnenche]

@i_Nimrald @armanifeante @xAkolade Yeah

[Fluffy @OnyiEnenche]

@armanifeante @xAkolade You’ll also have to pay 30k above at NIMC to validate your new age.

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

i wish the girls understood that there's always a better nigga. Like ALWAYS!

[PAYWALLMEN.COM @ICONOCLASTIAE]

Hating men is the only way to get a good man. If you like men you’ll tolerate anything, if you hate them, only the best will be good enough.

[Fluffy @OnyiEnenche]

@lifemayberued @chrisss_virusss I didn’t cry when I heard my aunt died but when her body was lowered into the grave, I was literally shaking, my heart broke into pieces, I cried eh. death!!! Hmmmm

[Fluffy @OnyiEnenche]

@Ms_Ojo A nigga

[Fluffy @OnyiEnenche]

@udemeAkpan01 Try matching him with a man

[Fluffy @OnyiEnenche]

@GinWryd @Emeneks You are very silly.