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DeMoCraTS 😡😡 it’s apple juice.

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@ceoOFh8 @grok Can you explain to me the joke?

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Pokémon Go really had us taping our phones to a ceiling fan

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Didn’t speed up to make the yellow light and now everyone behind me thinks i’m a lil bitch

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When the song has a saucy blue grass fiddle solo

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missin bao buns like a mf rn

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Happy 4th of July where we celebrate independence from a tyrannical king just as we make it ok for the president to be one!

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“Americans are so unhealthy and fat” - Europeans as they reach for their 6th cigarette of the morning

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So mad jewel thief isn’t a viable career anymore

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And on the 8th day god created the mcgriddle

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Waking up and prepping my “Why i outta” incase someone crosses me today

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I got ptsd from working at mcdonald’s and i ain’t even work there

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This type of hot

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I’m so hot

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Enlisting the homies in the marines when they don’t want to get a bite

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How I look at another 10 emails from NSHSS even after I graduated

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Old people should have to take a drivers test once they start worrying about stairs

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Oh to be a field bunny frolicking in the sun

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@motionopotion enough out of you

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No matter how old I get I will always love a sweet treat and some piping hot tea

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no rizz just posting on my insta story and hoping you like it