J. Plunky

Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I do all of my own stunts😎
$BoostBabe28

[J. Plunky @OohMoose]

Until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

[J. Plunky @OohMoose]

Post Malone looks like the boyfriend I want right now 😂

[Ash Dylan @AshDylanLit]

what if you made an “if neither of us is married by the next Super Blue Moon” pact with your best friend and then didn’t settle with anyone because they weren’t as good and in 14 years you met up again and fell in LOVE FOR REAL

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

You deserve a calm love with someone who's your safe space, your best friend, and brings peace to your soul during stressful situations. You deserve a gentle love with someone who’s good for your mental health and nervous system.

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

isolating yourself to heal too long leads to you not knowing how to connect with others after a while. do everything in moderation.

[J. Plunky @OohMoose]

Some people are using AI to steal credit card info, meanwhile I'm asking mine to write a song about being an onion ring in a sea of French fries.

[J. Plunky @OohMoose]

Would you consider the Safe Choice the Right Choice in real,,-, Life Romance?

[J. Plunky @OohMoose]

Would love to figure out what unresolved trauma is the source of me getting triggered by dudes/friends not remembering my fucking name after months of being in the same circles.

[J. Plunky @OohMoose]

I still don't understand why every decade we must remake movies that were already wonderful as they were. I'm looking at you Ninja Turtles and Willy Wonka.

[lex. @_lexaholic3]

The real tea is y’all don’t want UPS drivers making $42/hr because y’all don’t make $42/hr, and the only way you can maintain whatever fake ass superiority complex you have is by trying to say they somehow deserve less.

[Shay Stewart Bouley @blackgirlinmain]

I'm twice this woman's age, but I think an ice cream date for an initial meeting is pretty cool. After two marriages and a number of dalliances, I offer this advice. The first meeting is a time to just see if there's a vibe. Why not enjoy a sweet treat while seeing what's good?

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

me everytime I listen to Avril Lavigne say 'hell yeah i'm the mother f**king princess' in Girlfriend

[zach @extrafabulous]

remember when we all collectively dreamed that a train full of chemicals crashed in an american town and the spill was intentionally burned, poisoning the air and water and local wildlife and we were upset but then something else happened so we forgot

[J. Plunky @OohMoose]

Nothing like accidentally posting tits to Snapchat stories to get the blood pumping.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

your tits are pretty and your lore is complex don't let anybody tell you otherwise

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

I've seen folks tweet that if Jonah Hill wanted a gf who didn't post bathing suit pictures or have guy friends he shouldn't have dated a surfer.

But here's the thing: Emotionally abusive & controlling men don't want 'submissive' women, they want to take strong women down a peg

[J. Plunky @OohMoose]

Ah yes, let me drink and message the Rock Star I used to sleep with in nostalgia of the Star Trek we watched together.

[J. Plunky @OohMoose]

Not ChatGPT asking me to verify that I'm 'human'.

[J. Plunky @OohMoose]

Maybe those yachts were asking to be attacked by the way they were dressed. A more modest, less attractive boat would never.

[J. Plunky @OohMoose]

Hoochie daddy shorts made me fall in love with a younger Lil Dickie doppelganger last night.

[XYZ Films @XYZFilms]

17 female filmmakers depict the horrors of a Post-Roe America in “GIVE ME An A” starring Alyssa Milano, Virginia Madsen, Gina Torres, Milana Vayntrub and many more. Watch and share the new trailer.