Opalisk

you gonna eat that @kindaokie

[Opalisk @Opalisk_]

I’m xenophobic to ugly animal crossing villagers

[Opalisk @Opalisk_]

@gothamgrrls @kindaokie

[🏳️‍🌈QueerQusino Guy🏳️‍⚧️ @CleanCasinoGuy]

TikTok gem

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Opalisk @Opalisk_]

@CollinRugg My uncle had Down syndrome and my grandmother loved him dearly till his death, but she said if she had been given the choice like people do now, she would have had an abortion. Raising a disabled child was difficult, costly, and heartbreaking. It’s just a sad situation altogether

[jes @peestains]

guy with mommy issues: i like being called good boy

girl with mommy issues: this wretched earth has no place for me but i am enslaved to my flesh and kin for why do i feel obligated to exist if my only purpose is to decay

[V. Chaos- Captain Ostomy 💀 @tropotropotropo]

Why couldn't his cock and balls be vacuum sealed too

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[Opalisk @Opalisk_]

@hyyyyymmm @kindaokie

[Sosa✧. @luhvvsosa]

I woulda built that wall too

[AquaticPanic ♤🏳️‍⚧️ @AquaPani]

Garchomp Pussy Blast

[Opalisk @Opalisk_]

@OrevaZSN Hotel: trivago

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

“Please respond to this email by the 10th”

Me opening and reading the email on the 27th:

[Wasabi 😁 (COMMS WAITLIST) @wasabiiiladyy]

when ur stressed but u neither smoke nor drink

[❤️ Robyn 🔪 @REGECTIUM]

nothings funnier than slowly turning to face your friend in minecraft tbh

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

don't use ai to write, use your childhood trauma like the rest of us

[Opalisk @Opalisk_]

@welp_max Because you’re both human

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

tort law exam ass case