Cobalt Captain: Cog

I'm the pony in charge of the Cobalt Legions R&D department. I report only to the Cobalt Commander. I'm a mare of much dysfunction.

[Cobalt Captain: Cog @OpeetheMerchant]

What are the Storm Kings favorite Soldiers?

Stormtroopers!! #Brony

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Its my twitter aniversary... now to think of more bad jokes.

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Why is Garble the worst messenger in Equestria?
The message always comes out 'Garbled'!!!
#Brony

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@PoneKek @BronyRetweets I did too. So much world building! Stygian was portrayed excellently.

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When Stygian returned from limbo, you could say he was a 'Shadow' of his former self.
#Brony

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When Spike went to visit the Changelings, why did he ask for a new room?

He was worried his room was 'bugged'. #Brony

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Which is Dragon lord Ember's favorite Wonderbolt?

Spitfire!! #brony

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Why was Derpy watching the cooking channel on TV?

There was Muffin else to watch. #Brony

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When asked how his day was, Grand Pear replied: "things are just 'Pearfect'."

#Brony

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@84elcamino Wow, thanks Buddy.

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Celestia, luna And Cadence were catured by Tirek, what happened to them?

They got Tir-Wreaked!! #Brony

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Why did Rarity invite Tom to the Gala?
She thought he was a 'Real Gem'!!!
#brony

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Whats Chrysalis' favorite rock band?
Queen!!!
#Brony

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If Cadence is the Princess of love whats her job?

Making love!!! #brony

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Time for celebrations!!
https://t.co/XqEvJSo2GN
#CanadaDay2016

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What do you find in the Canterlot red-light district.
Many little Whorses!!! #Brony

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Pastel's Move Cross Country https://t.co/I6rduN4GIu

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Why does Octavia not like Lyra?
Because she's a notorious 'Lyre'!!!
#Brony

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Whats flurry hearts nickname when angry?
That's simple 'Fury Heart'. #brony

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Whats Rainbow Dash's favorite war plane?
A Spitfire!!! #brony