My First Plant

I FINALLY OWN A HYDROFLASK

[DISTRICT 1 @tzyuism]

Girl fuck YOU

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

Just want to say thank you to the random lady for telling my to turn on my headlights

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

Why are these chilis workers so fucking hot

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

“Okay, fuck me. Bye!”

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

Sup faka

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

I need to be back on my bullshit again

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

Fuck dating apps, anyone got any single friends?!

[gay married to jeongyeon at sofi @juiceyeon]

these three supposedly being the ones that twice members look up to btw

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

I know we have a purpose but the purpose will still be there

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

@kristwelve1 what did the restaurant do to you?

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Applebee’s: “$1 margaritas are back”

Me $15 later:

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

Mentally go shopping at Costco

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

Just know that if you 5’4” and we talking, I’m gonna want to put you in my pocket

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

What does it kick? “My throat”

[Simp @ ur moms @simpnya]

“There’s a drive throu for the gas station”
“That’s the car wash”

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

I just cleared my roster, why bitches tryna come back on

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

WHEN????

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

@simpnya

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

I need to learn how to ignore a call from the streets

[My First Plant @OpenAJar]

I need to be back on my bullshit frfr