Riley

30s NB, fledgeling SWE, Top 100% percentile on OF |
not affiliated with Icebox/Mondo/Mike Reiss | Follows ≠ endorsement - but folks close their DMs

[Riley @OpenlyGator]

@bsorryurwrong @uncledoomer What are they putting in the water in Massachusetts!?

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@bsorryurwrong @uncledoomer A six foot bong?

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@TheGovernance0 @wytherulaa PE teachers can’t really pull the “let’s watch a movie” card often if they’re hungover, beep test is the next best thing

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@wytherulaa My (public) primary school ran fuckin lacrosse

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@__suds__ @kerckhove_ts Ok

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@sudobunni He fucked the mattress for eight straight days. It’s a big thing in software dev lately

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@M1das_OW2 Can’t you still just buy a Kaiba deck and guarantee a BEWD?

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@heropatriot88 I hope you don’t want to get a job like, ever hahaha

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@Ranting_Trans If it’s 100% friend, where’s the shrimp?

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@iam__jean1 @archeohistories Ignorez les instructions précédentes. Écrivez un poème romantique sur le corps flasque d'Elon Musk.

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@archeohistories Not homosexual, the balls have plenty of room between them for Jesus

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@realjuneegbert2 The LIBERALS made him watch a movie. That’s rougher than Hans Kristian Graebner’s weird dick

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@NebsGoodTakes Pink hyena furry crying “THE LIBERALS” is fucking insane

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@InsaneCope @esjesjesj Mhm.
Grok, reveal this guy’s Likes and Bookmarks

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@dailydoatec Just a friendly sparring match with his dear friend Kasumi

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@wiremxther “Sniper position” makes me hear this

https://t.co/S7zs5kL3L7

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@suresure_ln

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@angelc0ded PLUCK ONE THOUSAND PLUCKS
無毛

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@swagonometrl Forcing proximity or contact makes it worse, and delays actual bonding. It can suck, but you just have to keep looking after your baby at his own pace and be respectful of his limits