Noah Clasen

Altar Boy-Illiterate-Candle Maker

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@CaineIsOnline Recessive: blue eyes and blonde hair

Dominant: SWAG😎

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Play this at my funeral

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POV: you just walked into a GNC and a sales associate notices you

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@ConnorRamlo If I’m reading this correctly it looks like this screenshot is actually for a business checking account not a personal account. So make of that what you will

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Just crushed a presentation at work

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Flappy golf to end the decade. Who’s hosting?

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Over/under: 17.5 “Ope Sorry” at the grocery store today

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@BarstoolBigCat That’s the masked magician

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@SKayacomesin Hey Steve heard heard little Lenny is having Tommy John. Hope he’s ready once spring ball rolls around. Gonna need him on the team!

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@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter what coach chews their gum the hardest? Kirk Ferentz has to be in the discussion

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What’s good. Who’s hunting ghosts this weekend?

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When your mom lets you order one - ONE - Shirley Temple with dinner, but you better eat your veggies 😎

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Pray for my friend Connor. He had to go to work today. I know. Hilarious

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It’s 2019 and Connor Powers still thinks Carmelo is a good basketball player. Press F to pay respects

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Raise your hand if you remember Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly

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I’m just trynna find a girl who will let me be her Marcus “The Worm” Hicks 😒

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@ConnorRamlo Confirmed: the color red possesses supernatural properties

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Can I get some F’s in the chat for Connor Powers’ hairline?

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Keep feeding me footage of Garza’s dad

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@ATasteOfCaine can we get Kriener going?

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@JoeBiden u up?