Christof Jaritz

Marketing Leader, Author, Investor

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

Bei Steffen Baumgarts Outfit weiß man gleich, dass er heute jeden Unioner "Ganz in Weiss" von Roy Black summend begrüßt hat. #BVBFCU

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

Sorry, I can't watch #ESPFRA right now, I am on a flight to New Jersey with a baby to have it bathed by #Messi - Great ROI, retire in just 16 years. #LamineYamal #EURO2024

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

Germany could send Taylor Swift to Eurovision (just like Switzerland sent Celine Dion) and still get Zero Points ;) #Eurovision2023

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

Btw, Erling #Haaland has now scored 33 goals in his first 25 #championsleague games. #RBLMCI

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

"I can't get anything over that geezer!" - Jude Bellingham's reaction after being asked who he came second to in scoring three consecutive Champion's League goals as a teenager (Erling Haaland) #SEVBVB

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

Michael Ballack auf #dazn hat beim Moderatorentraining in der Stunde "Mikrohaltung" nicht sooo gut aufgepasst. #BVBTSG

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[INFOLUENCER 🆗️ @infoluencer]

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Sexpuppen mit kindlichem Erscheinungsbild

Nachdem ich heute auf TikTok ein Video eines Mannes gesehen habe, der in der U-Bahn eine Kindersexpuppe küsst & kuschelt, reicht es mir für heute.

Diese Puppen sind übrigens easy erhältlich & lassen sich auch personalisieren.

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

Bayern hat Radio Müller, aber ganz Fussballdeutschland lernt gerade den enormen Wert eines Radio Dahoud kennen. #bvbsev

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

Also alle, die bald eine Hochzeit planen und nicht das Rundfunktanzorchester Ehrenfeld buchen, machen einen Fehler ;) #zdfmagazinroyale

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

Also wenn ich gewusst hätte, dass die beim #zdf da am Brandenburger Tor einfach Mal wahllose Menschen Karaoke singen lassen, wäre ich auch vorbeigekommen. Mich kennt auch keiner.

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

@NianticHelp Please fix the glitches in PVP today. The lags are not fun anymore. And I think we are at a point where maybe giving players back their ELO score they had at the beginning of the day may be called for.

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

@PokemonGoApp Please fix the glitches in PVP today. The lags are not fun anymore. And I think we are at a point where maybe giving players back their ELO score they had at the beginning of the day may be called for.

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

@RichardGrenell @JoeBiden You would have told that buffoon to shut up as well. Not how a civilized political debate should go. Hope you'll take something away from your ill-fated time in Germany and learn to spot a fascist before his supporters put a pink triangle in you, sellsword!

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

@RichardGrenell @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden And that is because Germans have learned the hard way how to spot a fascist. I hope you know that many of Trump's supporters would like to put a pink triangle on your sleeve as well, so shame on you for supporting this demagogue.

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

@RichardGrenell @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden You were his puppet already when you were over here in Germany. But Germans saw right through you. No surprise that you saw an alternative version of this debate as well. So happy to be rid of you, tool!

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

@acbestdeals Super friendly, reliable and quick. Definitely recommended!

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

Do I wish I could go out, eat delicious food and experience it with friends? Yes, 100%, but I am staying home and as there wasn't any fresh produce worth buying this morning, eating crap like this. We even had to give up our trip to Thailand including a … https://t.co/Yn7ny5cUfn

[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

Garlic icecream on a beetroot bed.
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[Christof Jaritz @Ophelio]

I heard you say "snack" #berner #bernese #bernersennenhund #bernesemountaindog #dogsofinstagram https://t.co/bdL8DXfDOj