Ophios

makes dumb stuff on youtube
makes dumb stuff in other places too
occasional 18+ stuff, you are warned

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

pretty wild you're not allowed to have a negative thought about a game that isn't out yet. but you are allowed to think it's "the best gaem evar" and will uplift humanity to a new age or some shit

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

bro, the fucking future is trying to look up a guide and getting a shitty AI generated sites with shitty pictures and no guides

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

i increased the size of the logo to cover up scout

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

the political line is basically
normal people in the middle
and "i think the government is evil, but give them all the power and firearms anyway" at the ends

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

if you have to generate a person holding a sign to make your point... your point is invalid. instantly!

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

most people who play video games: haha, mina cute mouse good game

twitter users: IF U DONT SUCK SONYS COCK U HATE WAMMINZ REEEE

make it make sense sony dick riders

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

99.99% of posts where someone rants about "le heckin gamers" is goomba fallacy. just remember that

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

so apparently fans of mixtape think:
cassette tapes are mystical mythical objects
knowing how a cassette tape works is oppressive and it's okay to send threats to people who can work cassette tapes

10/10 game

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Instrument: Brass Hit 01
Tempo: 200.0
Played in the key of Ab.

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

strange how "you deserve punishment for what other people do" is the default of people who consider themselves moral authorities. but the idea of "you deserve punishment for what you did" makes them shriek and cry.

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list — I've got a little list

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

it's not enough the terminally online political masturbators go outside and touch grass, they need to actually live for once in their lives

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

okay, i'm hopping off of twitter for today, just saw someone comparing not liking highguard to being a nazi. you guys are fucking insane!

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

plato: a tricycle is a vehicle with three wheels
diogenes, landing a small plane: BEHOLD, PLATO'S TRICYCLE

[Ophios @Ophios501460]

personally i think people who unironically think "if it hurt you, it must be true" should just be disregarded until they understand that's not how that works.