Ophira Eisenberg

Comedian, Host, Writer, Podcaster (CBS, The Moth, NPR, Comedy Central) My Podcast: @ParentingIsAJoke - My New Special "I Used to be Nicer" available NOW.

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Hey People! Thanks to everyone who came to all my shows in 2025 - especially the big taping at The @ComedyCellarUSA - can’t wait to share it with you soon. New show dates and more: https://t.co/NGtzrPTiug

Coming up - I’m going to be touring with @TheMoth (hello, Alaska!)

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♥️ #ThrowbackThursday with legendary @sirpatstew

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😂 When it comes to my neighborhood the first question goes from "What happened?" to "So... what did he do?" the second people hear the criminal is a woman.

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💯  COMEDY ALBUM AVAILABLE NOW! I USED TO BE NICER is now on major streaming platforms and even PELOTON!!

🚲  WHAT? Crazy....I KNOW!!

🎧 Go listen at https://t.co/NGtzrPTiug

😜  Share with a pal who goes on mental health walks because they need to be nicer.

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My son graduates from Elementary School Today!!!

💙 #TBT Here’s baby Ophira for prom in blue. Young, hopeful, and fully committed to Wood Gain Taffeta. I stand by it.

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Thrilled to featured TODAY on @dailybeanspod talking with genius Allison Gill.

And I'm proud the episode is named after something I said in the interview - so check it out :

Bring Back Shame feat. Ophira Eisenberg
https://t.co/SJUPrO2ANs

#Shame #comedyspecial #newspodcast

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Some fabulous photos PBS the Photographer from the live taping Comedy Cellar of my new special "I Used to be Nicer" available now to watch exclusively on @Veeps.

Watch it HERE-> https://t.co/AjediiP5Ww

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💯  Special thanks to @DEADLINE for this lovely article!

📖 Read it here-> https://t.co/VNclLOpbnI.

⭐ Join my newsletter to be notified when it's available at https://t.co/Qps0YC5rQp

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🐐Only Capricorns don’t believe in astrology. However, the outlook for us goats, this month, is REALLY GREAT.

Fight Me.

Follow me for more astrology tips, and forecasts

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🍭 Let's hear it for the kids who snorted Pop Rocks and Pixy Stix!

✨ Never miss a show, and join my newsletter at https://t.co/NGtzrPTiug

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🥜 Parenting is NUTS.

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Cheers from one OG Party Girl to another #TBT

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🎤👶 Parenthood: the ultimate plot twist!

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From one Party Girl Mom to another...nothing like late nights and early mornings! But we're fiiiiiinnnne.

Always good times at @nycomedyclub

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😂 All my friends are on their second marriage. I’m on my first stroller. I hope to see you at my upcoming shows this week in Montana, @lastbestcomedy (Thursday) and @TheMyrnaLoyMT (Friday)!

Get info and tickets at https://t.co/NGtzrPTiug

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⭐Bozeman, Montana 🎤   Can't wait to see you on April 19th at @lastbestcomedy!

⛰️ Headline stand-up set at the best comedy club in Montana!

💕 Get info and tickets at https://t.co/NVYsDvdlG0

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❗ Helena, Montana❗  Come see my LIVE solo show, Leaving A Mark: A Comedy About Scars, at @TheMyrnaLoyMT on March 20th, 7:30PM ✨ 

 🫶  Bring a friend.
🔪Bring your scars.
 🫶  🔪 Bring a friend with scars.

🎟️ Get info and tickets at https://t.co/2oprFILtUC

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🥂 Happy Anniversary to my book "Screw Everyone - Sleeping My Way to Monogamy."

📕  🎧  Paperback, Kindle, and Audio Book (read by Ophira) available on Amazon.

📕  Alternate covers for the German and Dutch versions.

📖  See more at https://t.co/B7ebDFtAZY

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If only American took a few notes from European History.

Thanks to the Comedy Cellar USA for another educational night!

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😜  Stand-Up Comedy, Hosting and Storytelling - OH MY!!

💥 More info and links for tickets at https://t.co/7RbBhVg26H

03.11.26 New York, NY
Stand-Up Comedy

03.14.26 New York, NY
Stand-Up Comedy

03.19.26 Bozeman, MT
Stand-Up Comedy

03.20.26 Helena, MT
Story Telling

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#TBT to Gotham Comedy Club Live - YEARS LATER....This Joke Still Holds.