The Office for Preservation of Normalcy

We are dedicated to protecting the consensus of “normality” among citizens in North America. Ghosts, aliens, magic - since 1927, the OPN has handled it all!

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He sees you when you’re sleeping - but does anyone else? Schedule regular checks for surveillance devices!

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Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! Be wary of turkey homonculi and stuffing elementals while you enjoy the holiday!

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Dealing with the Gentry? Remember Nomenclature Opsec. If they ask you for your name, "Just say N.O."

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Viral Tiktok trend, or dancing plague? If you believe you’ve been exposed, submit yourself for a F.R.A.N.C.E. today!

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Having trouble remembering when you transform? Download the PhaseTracker app on the iPhone or Google Play store, and never let another full moon take you by surprise!

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Don’t give Jones an inch - he’ll take a nautical mile! Observe all nautical rituals and safety precautions.

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Working at the Office:

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Good morning! Norm won't tell me why my computer monitor is full of seawater and dead fish, so I'm gonna be posting memes today instead of what I had set up!

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Unlicensed necromancy is a federal crime! Make sure your license is up to date with the Necromantic Licensing Authority.

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Undead and uncertain what your future holds? Check out one of our lifepath seminars for the recently un-deceased. Just because your life ended doesn’t mean it has to be over!

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Practice safe summoning! Only use demonic informants approved by the Board of Infernal Affairs. Remember: Better safe than soulless!