Owen

[Owen @OPorterfield]

They always say yee haw but they never ask haw yee.

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

being a baby's like being blacked out. you dont remember anything, but people show you pictures like "that was you. you threw up right after this”

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

A heart broken mother sent in this photo of her son trying to adapt to virtual kindergarten. He was so frustrated he couldn’t stop crying.

[local fremen supporter @kushonthemic]

“Now if I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my T-Shirt, imma feel like an asshole” #ye2020

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

“Well it was a very respectful game from Texas A&M.” - Gary Danielson.

Thanks, Gary.

[nard @avantnard]

god peed

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cowboys Team Doctor Breaks News That Mentally Deteriorating Jerry Jones Will Soon Be Unable To Recognize Single Player On Roster https://t.co/HiroKaJa3N

[James @CaucasianJames]

now we present to u the gatorade spiked seltzer. giving u extra confidence before the big game

[NBA 2K @NBA2K]

Dame called Green Release 😤

[Owen @OPorterfield]

Why does he walk like a substitute teacher when you have your phone out

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

nothing to see here, just a chicken wearing pants

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

don't cry because it's over
cry because i keep beating you at connect four i am very good at connect four

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

rt if you think you could actually kick the earth's ass so why does it get it's own stupid day if you could kick it's ass

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

but when the world needed them most...... they vanished

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Kids at sleepover:

White dad at 3 am: it’s time to shut it down

[Trey Smith @SlimiHendrix]

nothing reminds me more of the summer than a st louis style hot dog

[Bo Django’s @EastSideKris]

WHO DID THIS???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[JQKER 🙏🏽 | 🇯🇲 @DjJoker106]

Bust down! 😂 https://t.co/zy0i6Ux2GF