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I just play games now

[OPSID @OPSID_]

I'm not tryna write your story. I'm just tryna be a good chapter.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

How do atheists explain that God picked the USA to be the greatest country in the world?

[Luka Updates @LukaUpdates]

Luka Dončić era begins now.

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

Nothing's killed my GTA 6 hype faster than locking a core part of its identity behind a $20 upgrade https://t.co/hJfLTZSga9

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[OPSID @OPSID_]

@tanpukunokami

[doomer @uncledoomer]

its pretty funny that there are people in america who have to pretend this isnt cool because they dont want to lose social standing with their friends

[OPSID @OPSID_]

@JackmoveJohnny @longislandviper

[Zeus V. @ZeusVill55]

The Blazers looking at the the visitors tunnel tonight:

[Audel Del Toro @CantBeatAudel]

We officially BACK! #Lakeshow

[OPSID @OPSID_]

@AlbralelieVT Honestly should let PC players map specific items to the function keys or at least the rest of the numeral keys.

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out.

Here's how it went:

1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14.

2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0.

3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5.

It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops.

Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID.

I know you guys knew that already... lol

[Runner @MarathonMapApp]

@MarathonTheGame I really don’t like that ranked and cryo archive are both limited and active at the same time

[Grunt 4500 @InfiniteGrunt]

The biggest issue with #Marathon right now is that I’m at work and can’t play it

[OPSID @OPSID_]

@VideoGameHstry

[kruzer @kruzer]

Marathon tomorrow

[OPSID @OPSID_]

@AlbralelieVT @MarathonTheGame rank 1? where?

[ottr @ottrTweets]

Marathon is fun as fuck when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it sucks

[OPSID @OPSID_]

@Eulogy509 @grok @MorganBrown2818 @scottbolshevik @Uc_heyy02 @penguin74us That was the showrunners running out of source material and that GRRMs outlines were toilet paper to them.

[OPSID @OPSID_]

@exoticchiefer0 @EmployedChiefs Mahomes was a backup for Alex smith his first season.