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Burn it all down

[Regnskog @OptimistenPrime]

@dougboneparth People having a verified Twitter account.

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Interessant markedsføringsstrategi: Å innrømme monopolet sitt rett ut. ‘Er den til salgs, er den på FINN’ sier egentlig alt.

#FINN #monopol #Norge

[Regnskog @OptimistenPrime]

Før kunne du selga driden din gratis.
Nå må du velga mellom 79, 179 eller 269
E dette økonomisk overgrep?
Nei, det e faen KUPP.

[Regnskog @OptimistenPrime]

https://t.co/NRBXxLUgeT:

"Me tog gratis bruktsalg og Vend(te) det om te ein pengemaskin, for oss, ikkje for deg."

#Ran #finn #søppel

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“StarFest 2025” sounds like a celebration, it’s actually Mercedes-Benz Thailand trying to offload unsold GLCs with 390K discounts.
Hidden Season? More like clearance season in disguise. #mercedesthailand #benz #starfest

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Gotta dump these prices more, who wants these???

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Mercedes-Benz Chiang Mai really hosting “StarFest” while knocking 1.45M off a CLS 220d.
This ain’t a festival, it’s a coordinated attempt to get rid of unsold inventory.

#mbag #cls #mercedes

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Katsuya handed me a Pepsi like they were rationing during a war.
Bro I didn’t come here to survive, I came to eat.

#Katsuya #BangkokEats #PepsiWithTrauma

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Nearly 3 million baht over 5 years for a 4-cylinder diesel with fake exhausts.
That’s not financing a car, that’s subscribing to delusion.

#mercedesbenz #mbag #mbthailand

[Regnskog @OptimistenPrime]

#Mercedes-Benz Thailand out here cutting 1.45 million off the #CLS 220d like it’s a mid-year mega sale.
At this point just list it on #Lazada. #MBAG

[Regnskog @OptimistenPrime]

The E in EV stands for eruption at #MBAG

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#Mercedes-Benz #EQA: for when you want all the prestige of German engineering… and the spontaneous combustion of a Samsung Galaxy Note 7.

Nothing screams green energy like a six-figure fire hazard charging itself into a thermonuclear tantrum in a Chinese parking lot.

#MBAG

[Regnskog @OptimistenPrime]

#Cybertruck Mouse.
Turning financial trauma into physical discomfort, one click at a time.

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POV: You bought a NETA to “save money”

Now you’re in a Facebook group called “NETA Survivors Thailand” waiting for a recall and a prayer.

#neta

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Somebody really financed their #fisker thinking it was the future.

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@GordonJohnson19 Bro said Tesla is growing like it’s a good thing. Yeah, growing a mountain of unsold inventory

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Tesla owners be like “just hit 1.2M miles”

Bro, you’re on motor #14 and battery #4.

That’s not a flex. That’s a mechanical cry for help.

Your car’s had more transplants than a season of Grey’s Anatomy.

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

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Thailand, land of smiles… and “Mother Socker”